Six Things I Hate About Kenny Rogers

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Hate is a strong word, but as a music critic, my musical beliefs and ideals have been forged over many years of writing about, reviewing, and listening to music. I know what I like, what I can tolerate, and what I'd just as soon leave behind forever.

Country artist Kenny Rogers is different. I can say I hate his music, and feel all right with that. Mostly, he's a non-entity for me; never comes to mind and I absent-mindedly switch him off on the rare moment a song of his comes up on the radio (in the rare moment I actually have a country channel playing). But lately, Kenny has been thrown in my face -- and I've had enough.

His upcoming show has been advertised since late last year and it's starting to bug me so much that every time I see his face pop up on the Salt River Casino electronic billboard off the 101, I winch. It's like a nervous twitch. There's just something about that faces that's so, well, aggravating, like he's laughing at some inside joke -- namely that he's managed a long career on little more than looks and maudlin songs that allow anyone to be a little "country."

Here are some specifics for my over-size dislike for Rogers:

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"I don't think that Kenny Rogers has any idea what's going on down there."
Chicken:

I hate chicken and have not consumed it for more than 30 years. It's flavorless, and when people say, "Oh, it tastes like chicken," to me that means that food has no flavor. I have no problem with the birds themselves, and while I am not a PETA advocate, the fact that many commercial chicken farms basically breed the birds in cages stacked in warehouses does bother me. Rogers does chicken. For many years, he was the (shudder) face of a fried chicken franchise bearing his name on it: Kenny Rogers Roasters. Is there any satisfaction that it failed in the U.S. and he sold out to an overseas interest? Some, as there's less chance of unexpectedly seeing his face somewhere.

The Music: Kenny Rogers music is about as bland as chicken too. It irks me that something so plain can do so well when real country artists like Joe Ely are regulated to playing small clubs. He's not an outlaw (despite his attempt to look like one with that scraggly beard and Stetson), and there's nothing gritty, raw or edgy in the mix either. Really, there's nothing challenging in Rogers music or his message. Somewhere over the years his nothingness came to signify the worst of country music (and the music industry as a whole). He's so middle of the road -- which, sadly, works well on a commercial level -- that it's no wonder so many people like him. But I don't.

The First Edition: The only thing Kenny Rogers did that I actually liked was form the 1960s folk-psych band The First Edition. With gently swirling guitars of a twangy ilk, sweet harmonies, and poppy rhythms, the band was sort of a Byrds-lite, but still somewhat trippy. The psychedelic power-pop hit "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)" is a '60s-era classic. Rogers didn't actually break up the band to pursue his mundane, albeit successful, solo career, but if the band had worked things out, he might not have had a solo career.


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Salt River Ballroom at Talking Stick Resort - CLOSED

9800 E. Indian Bend Rd, Scottsdale, AZ

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Milicent Dawn Obbards
Milicent Dawn Obbards

^ let me get this straight, melissa and follower(s), it is OK to hate, as long as the person, or thing, passes your "OK to hate" test? why didn't i get that memo? your comment is irrelevant, and like just like kenny rogers says, "fuck em' if they can't take a joke!"

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

This article is about as self-absorbed as it gets.  "Mostly, he's a non-entity for me; never comes to mind"....really, seems like you spend an awful lot of time obsessing over him if you "hate" him and have written this many words (that don't pertain to his music) about hiim.

Mark Koster
Mark Koster

real simple...i would never listen to his music....saw him live once...like 1976ish with dolly...had to...worked security in the orchestra pit..got paid to see him live

Don Ledoux
Don Ledoux

I agree Melissa. Way too many world problems and right here in the United States, than to wast time ripping on Kenny!!! Get a life people!

Melissa Backstrom
Melissa Backstrom

Why are you hating on Kenny!? There are far worse people in the world.

kcatbat
kcatbat

Yeah, I'd agree that you do need therapy - the sooner the better.

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