10 Kanye West Lyrics the "Kimye Baby" Will One Day Be Embarrassed About

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Have you ever popped champagne on a plane while gettin' some brain?
Whipped it out, she said, "I never seen Snakes on a Plane"

Your daddy brags about sex way too much. At least Snakes on a
Plane
is a (small) step up from whatever nastiness is going on in "Illest Motherfucker Alive."

The New Work Out Plan
Give head, stop, breathe
Get up, check your weave

Fellatio is an effective way to burn calories and allegedly land a raper, NBA player, or worst case scenario, a guy with a car, but there are less vulgar ways to loose weight. In this case, ask mom how she maintains her booty and avoid parties where the guests are "you, your friends, and my dick."

Clique
My girl a superstar all from a home movie

Yes, Kim Kardashian made a sex tape with Ray J. No, your child does not need to know this.

Bonus- this amazing review of "Cold."



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Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

I just hope that one day, as many people who are up to speed on what our Nation's stupid celebrities can also know about more relevant current events, or at least be able to name as many scientists or politicians as they can for reality TV.

Stephen Grange
Stephen Grange

Things NO-ONE has ever said "Be a good idea to fertilize a Kardashian"!

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Haha. Kanye is a sucker who went and really bought the cow. Now he's stuck with that harpy forever till he buys the farm. Sucka!

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Are you kidding? Those people have no shame. And I ain't talking race, I'm talking low class media whores.

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