10 Kanye West Lyrics the "Kimye Baby" Will One Day Be Embarrassed About
Illest Motherfucker Alive
Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes
Got staples on my dick/(Why?) Fuckin' centerfolds
This implies that A. Kanye sleeps with a lot of rough women and caught a nasty STD because of it, or B. 'Ye humps anything and everything, including nudie mags, which can cause uncomfortable papercuts. At any rate, this song is not kid-friendly.
No Church in the Wild
Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra
I call that jungle fever
Because threesomes and drugs are totally okay as long as there's permission.
Who Gon Stop Me
Heard she fucked the doorman
Well that's cool, I fucked the waitress
The sins without permission are pretty unforgivable, so ix-nay off his dick, itch-bay.
And I'll never let my son have an ego
He'll be nice to everyone, wherever we go
I mean, I might even make 'em be Republican
So everybody know he love white people
Yeezy's intentions are good and all, but what happens when his perfect son makes a mistake? What if he becomes a registered Democrat and dumps his college girlfriend? What if-- gasp-- Kimye is a girl?