10 Kanye West Lyrics the "Kimye Baby" Will One Day Be Embarrassed About

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Illest Motherfucker Alive

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes
Got staples on my dick/(Why?) Fuckin' centerfolds

This implies that A. Kanye sleeps with a lot of rough women and caught a nasty STD because of it, or B. 'Ye humps anything and everything, including nudie mags, which can cause uncomfortable papercuts. At any rate, this song is not kid-friendly.

No Church in the Wild

Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra
I call that jungle fever

Because threesomes and drugs are totally okay as long as there's permission.

Who Gon Stop Me

Heard she fucked the doorman
Well that's cool, I fucked the waitress

The sins without permission are pretty unforgivable, so ix-nay off his dick, itch-bay.

New Day

And I'll never let my son have an ego
He'll be nice to everyone, wherever we go
I mean, I might even make 'em be Republican
So everybody know he love white people

Yeezy's intentions are good and all, but what happens when his perfect son makes a mistake? What if he becomes a registered Democrat and dumps his college girlfriend? What if-- gasp-- Kimye is a girl?

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Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

I just hope that one day, as many people who are up to speed on what our Nation's stupid celebrities can also know about more relevant current events, or at least be able to name as many scientists or politicians as they can for reality TV.

Stephen Grange
Stephen Grange

Things NO-ONE has ever said "Be a good idea to fertilize a Kardashian"!

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Haha. Kanye is a sucker who went and really bought the cow. Now he's stuck with that harpy forever till he buys the farm. Sucka!

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Are you kidding? Those people have no shame. And I ain't talking race, I'm talking low class media whores.

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