Who Is Really Playing Coachella This Year?
|Illustration by Melissa Fossum|
File under: "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is." This flier boasts some of the festival's most popular rumored acts -- Daft Punk, Outkast, and The Smiths. The Smiths reunion is so exciting that it's the first headlining band and Morrissey and Johnny Marr make another appearance hugging it out earlier in the day.
The first few acts of each day seem amazing, until you read down to the third line or so. While it would be awesome to see The Cure's Robert Smith battle mecha-Streisand in real life, it comes at the heavy cost of hearing Paris Hilton attempt to be a DJ and almost half an hour of the "Thanksgiving Song." But, hey, at least Bryan Lightningrod and The Lonely Island will be there.