KUPD's John Holmberg Chats About MILFs, Naked Grandmas, and Mom Farts

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Heather at Holmberg's Morking Sickness MILF 2012 contest
The Big Red Radio, known by its longtime call-letters 98 KUPD, is known for putting on big productions, like UFest, the End of Summer Scorcher, and the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival. Concert events and heavy music are the station's bread and butter, but the unique and hilarious contests they stage provide almost as much entertainment. Competitions like, say, the annual MILF (you know what MILF stands for) contest that radio personality John Holmberg runs ramping up to Mother's Day.

Who doesn't love MILFs? They're raising the next generation of little badasses and looking awesome at the same time. Holmberg puts out the call for hot moms each year and, boy, do they answer: There currently are more than 50 contestants posted on KUPD's website, all poised for a chance to be dubbed the hottest MILF in the land and win the grand prize: a trip for two to Bamboozle Fest to see the Foo Fighters, plus $500 in spending cash.

So how do they really pick these MILFs out? God knows the Valley of the Sun attracts the hot ones like Occupy Oakland attracts hippies. We talked with Holmberg about his role in the mother-lovin' (and grandmother-lovin', we might add) show.

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Erica at Holmberg's Morking Sickness MILF 2012 contest.
Up on the Sun: When did the MILF contest start?

John Holmberg: I think we're eight, maybe nine years into it by now.

And how did you guys come up with deliciously inappropriate idea?

We were kinda just joking around, saying that there's always a contest or beauty pageant, but there isn't one for moms. So for Mother's Day we do a mom beauty pageant. And the idea just blew up.

What are some of the most interesting entries you've seen?

We have grandmothers. We have wild, interesting contestants. Some are just shocking, you know? Most of the time it's a lot of women who want to be sexy and dirty and out there, and this is an outlet for them to go crazy.

So. Have you gotten any naked pictures of grandmothers?

I'm gonna say no, but that's a lie. I keep those in a very private place. As I get older, grandmothers become more interesting . . .

What rock song would you associate with the contest?

Actually, every Wednesday before the contest we have a theme for that year, and play songs that pertain to that. But if I had to choose, I'd have to go with Danzig's "Mother" or Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" -- any song with the word bitch in it, really, seems appropriate. This year, I need to think about it, I'm personally hoping that the new song from Foxy Shazam is picked. I like it. I think the lyrics, "It's the biggest black ass I've ever seen and I like it" would be appropriate. Especially for a more diverse winner.

So on the entry form, you guys have a question about the contestant's worst habit or personal flaw. I'm sure you've had some really disgusting answers.

The questionnaires are really a big piece of how we choose the women. You get a wide range of answers . . . some have 20 year old kids and are experienced, so their answers are so much more crazy and weird in their own way, and the younger MILFs, who have answers that pertain more to their age group. We kind of base it on their answers. It's not just all about looks. Sometimes some of the worst . . . some girls are wide open. One girl said her worst habit was drug use. One girl said she bit her toe nails. Another one said she makes a habit of farting. I mean, everyone farts, but when you're making a habit of it? Repulsive.

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Politically Incorrect American
Politically Incorrect American

Welfare mothers make better lovers. Welfare mothers are the best lovers around. they have nothing to loose thats why.  if you want some good all day all night pussy get yourself a welfare mother.  they are always at home to cause they never work and they are always lonely for a man. they are perfect for day time and night time lust and fucking.

Jossalynhk
Jossalynhk

oh my God.  it's a silly contest you weird fucks!  it's not any more sexist than any pageant out there!!! Just a bunch of girls proud of what their momma gave them!!!

Politically Incorrect American
Politically Incorrect American

In the 1960s and 70s people had real actual sex. now in 2012 its only talked about on radio. more proof of the all talk no action generation that keeps trying to be hip and relevant in todays boring socity of mudane unoriganial thinking losers and misfits to copy the 60s and 70s free love sex revolution days but they dont even have a clue to how it really was back then in the free love 1960s and 70s days. the summer of love 1967 was a long time ago and its not comimg back to 2012 folks so get over it and move on with your pusedo sexual wannabee white yuppie  surburban ways. you missed the truely good times in this country by over 40+ years. its no wonder so many of you young people are mean violent and unhappy now. and your music sucks to. JT READY was an example of todays youth gone bad due to bad music and bad or no sex at all in their lives.

KeepItMoving
KeepItMoving

LMAO (This stands for Laugh My Ass Off) After reading such ignorant post such as these I couldn't expect any of you to actually know what that stands for. Its definitely a new generation an not one that is so close minded. I also think it is absolutely commical that people still fire off on their keyboards because they are so mind fucked that their opinions continue to degrade absolute strangers. Its a contest and its all meant in good fun so shut the fuck up and keep it moving people.

Marcy
Marcy

Its now OK to degrade married women on radio by calling them milfs? this is very hateful and sexist and treating women like sex objects for mens pleasure and these guys  should be fired from their DJ jobs for being so sexist towards married women.  women are not here for your sexual hang ups and jokes KUPD! why dont the DJs use their own milf wives in this contest joke? I bet then it wouldn't be so funny.

Sex in the day time
Sex in the day time

 Where are all the hot lonely MILFS on new times blogs?  All you horny married whores where are you? come out come out where ever you are. daddy wants to shove his big giant cock into your warm moist tight married pussy while your hubby is at work.

The real guest24
The real guest24

its ok to call a cunt a bitch but never call a bitch a cunt.

The real sven
The real sven

 Cunts with cartoon tattoos all over their body's look like shit!  its to fucking manly for a broad. just think what all these dumb cunts are gonna look like when they are 60 yrs old  and have shrunk up saggy wrinkly old skin. its not gonna be a pretty sight down at the nursing home.

Jim
Jim

  What about what their Dad gave them? it takes two.

Pageri
Pageri

Get over it? Hey Pot meet Kettle. You do realize that the 60's and 70's are for beyond the target audience of KUPD right?

RED AND WHITE AZ
RED AND WHITE AZ

  Never Believe Anything You Hear And Only Half Of What You See. A Hells Angels MC saying.

1960ssexualrevolutiongonebad
1960ssexualrevolutiongonebad

  Whats the fun in it if no one actually gets FUCKED? isn't it all about Fucking Mothers after all? it should be called Mothers I Would like to get pricked teased by instead. or MIWLTGPTB. in the 1960s we Balled each other silly and alot! now days you get dont laid and the man ends up going home with a hard on and get blue balls from no sex at all.  this is the sexual revolution of the 1960s now 2012 gone bad.

Larryinsunnyslope
Larryinsunnyslope

  Seems to me kupd is doing all the degrading of absolute strangers who are women they dont know. that is mind fucked. think about that if you can fathom that deep in your limited thinking.

WOODSTOCK 69 SUVIVOR
WOODSTOCK 69 SUVIVOR

  The 1960s generation was alot more sexually open minded than today's youth are. back then hippie chicks WANTED to Ball a guy! now days you gotta buy $ her something to maybe get laid just maybe. and the hippie chicks were nicer and more simple and prettier and they has sex with you  for free and you dint have to buy them anything and they were better lovers sexually than todays uptight  plastic barbie dolls are. Peace and Love.

Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf

  So your saying they are funny {LAMO} and ignorant at the same time? how is that possible to be funny and ignorant at the same time? I think somebody on here is a comedy writer and is pulling your leg and as we all know comics say and write what ever they want and I think and the person on here is a comic and he or she is bullshitting and fucking with all of your minds like some  burned out tripped out  tye dye wearing hippie acid head from the 1960s. all of you have been had or punked out as they say on the new MTV! at least that's what I thinks going on here. who ever he or she is, is weirder  funnier and more original than those plastic yuppie DJs on KUPD ARE. the guy on here should have his own morning radio show like Lewis and Foorwax do in Denver Colorado who are the 2 best DJs on rock radio in this country.

Concert Junkie
Concert Junkie

Wow Marcy.... You seriously need to open your eyes and ears and realize the reality you are living in. It is 2012, not the 1950's. Not to mention you are taking this WAAAY too seriously. It is the women's choice to enter. No one is forcing them! And in case you aren't aware, they are easily the most intelligent DJ's I hear on the air today. Aside from the occasional contests and crude jokes, they consistently debate over current events educating the listeners while entertaining them. They are also the longest running morning show in Phoenix AND the highest rated show. Obviously they are doing it right. If you don't like it, change the damn station or skip the article. Frankly, we don't care to hear your nasty attitude. It doesn't make you any better than them. 

Karyn
Karyn

Yeah because they're TOTALLY holding guns to these women's heads making them send in their photos.

You're dumb, go away.

me
me

It's called freedom of speech, its people like you that will drive this country into the dirt! People can do what they want, go do your preaching to a hooker or something

Dave
Dave

No one is forcing these women to enter the contest, they do it because they want to.  If you don't like it, don't listen to them.  And the term milfs includes any mom, not just married ones (see how inclusve they are?).

Politically Incorrect Male
Politically Incorrect Male

  NT blogs are 99% white suburban sexually frustrated boring yuppie males and there is only about  3 women who comment on here daily  so its not gonna work out for you looking for a MILF on NTs blogs.

Jim
Jim

  They are all cunts bitches and money hungry whores! without men cunts bitches and whores wouldn't have anything in life. they depend on men for 90% of everything they have or got in life.  more proof that $pussy$ is gold for a women. and stupid men will do whatever it takes to get that pussy.

Wax on
Wax on

 ....to make a thing go right!

Liveinthenow
Liveinthenow

No, I think YOU don't get laid these days and it obviously frustrates the piss out of you.

A Swinger
A Swinger

  Now days its all just filler and not the real thing like back then and anyone who was alive back then in the 60s knows what I mean. we live in a society of sexual imposters, posers and phonys who really are not as horny and sexual as they like to think they are in their minds. thats why there are sex swingers, they get it and the rest do not.

LEWIS AND FLOORWAX
LEWIS AND FLOORWAX

 LEWIS AND FLOORWAX IN DENVER ARE THE BEST DJs  ON ROCK RADIO IN THE USA.

KeepItMoving
KeepItMoving

No.... LMAO at the ignorance people, such as yourself, can possess and share so openly. First of all most of your response does not make sense because I think you are trying to type outside of your speaking capabilities. And to be quite honest, if you were not mind fucked like the rest then you would be able to find the humor in ignorant people. Don't raise your voice, simply improve your argument.

Politically Incorrect American
Politically Incorrect American

  The gun to their heads should be a big giant hard cock! then when the trigger is pulled hot cum comes blowing out into their mouths, pussy's and assholes! that's all female whores are good for anyway. most men know this but many will not admit it.

Marcy
Marcy

  Its further degradation of women by sexist women hating men who see women as sexual toys for mens pleasure just like porn.

Sleazyrick
Sleazyrick

 I Will Fuck your slutty mom till her eyes pop out!

GIANT DICK
GIANT DICK

  Its still sexist even if your mom and you dont think it is. would you want your girlfriend ,wife or daughter looked like that by men? as a sex object made only for fucking their 3 holes? mouth vagina asshole? those 3 holes?

Larryinsunnyslope
Larryinsunnyslope

  Hey Dave ask your hot mom if I can fuck her like the loose slut whore she  thinks she is. I mean its all about wanting to fuck a mother I would like to fuck isnt it? let her know about me pal. sex and fucking  your mom would be good for my sexual health and well being! let her know I am available 7 days a week for fucking her if needed. Im an all night train!

Marcy
Marcy

 I dont listen to them but I do read new times story's. why would I want to listen to a rock station that plays the same lame 10 to 20 songs over and over day after day week after week year after year   that are all over 40 year old songs? and this station has corn ball sexist contest like this one. no one if gonna get laid anyway so whats the point? its more of a high school teenybopper contest for losers with low IQs if you ask me.

The real sven
The real sven

  Asian women who wear alot of black clothing is what turns me on.

Wax on
Wax on

 Really???...because the one guy's name is "Floorwax"

Tank
Tank

And most of those women CHOSE to do that, and a lot of them get paid handsomely for it. You're just jealous that you're no object of anyone's desires with that bucket of KFC resting up on your 4th chin, using a spare rib bone for a toothpick... If it were so degrading to women, then why to so many women volunteer?? It is only degrading to pigs like you.

Jayb25
Jayb25

 and it is Progressive, the Government should control everything we do and protect us from ourselves, low IQ people like you that are trying to make everyone in this country Serfs (that means slaves, I almost forgot about your room temperature IQ, sorry).

Larryinsunnyslope
Larryinsunnyslope

 My wife always says that. she says, to men its all about women's 3 holes and how to stick their hard male cocks into those 3 holes as much and as often as possible in life. men spend their whole lives trying figure out how to get their hard cocks into as many of those 3 female body holes as they can till they are dead. this is what life money and power to a man is really all about. SEX AND FUCKING SLUTS HOLES AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TILL YOUR DEAD.

Concert Junkie
Concert Junkie

Jim, clearly you don't listen to KUPD, because then you would know what a Fat Linda is!

Jim
Jim

  Who is Fat Linda? and how cum you think it is Fat Linda anyway?

Jayb25
Jayb25

 Wow, you are a FAT LINDA for sure! No clue as to what you are talking about. And FYI, they demo target is the 18-35 Male market, so their show isn't designed for progressive minded, intolerant women like you. Like the other guy said, don't listen, this is America, they people decide who they want on by tuning IN or OUT. And they are, and have been, #1 Rock station in AZ. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, and one more thing, WTF were you doing OUT of the Kitchen in the first place?!

Jim
Jim

  Asian milfs with short black hair and very pale white skin in  black is a real turn on to me to.

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