Drive a Car? You're Gonna Get The Lightningrod

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Collegerod and his new 'do
​A few months ago we brought you the story of Bryan Lightningrod, a 98- (38)-year-old vampire (dude) from Cairo (Chandler) who makes music (noise with titles like "I Want to Fuck Your Butt") and creepy-ass music videos with young girls' butts being (unknowingly?) taped at skate parks. 

I'm still sorry about ever bringing this guy into the spotlight. 

But now, I think it's decided. After a back-and-forth debate with music editor Jason Woodbury, this Facebook group provides definite evidence that Lightningrod is nothing but a master troll. He finds society's buttons and pushes them. He did plenty of that in our August interview

Now he's out to ban cars. The mission statement from his Facebook group, Society for the Elimination of Automobiles: "Would you be able to gather all of your friends and family in a room and look them in they [sic] eye and say, 'I am willing for you to die in order to get somewhere more quickly.' If not then join US in the fight to eliminate automobiles. It is time to stop sacrificing our loved on the alter of the automobile."

Yeah, that's right. It's not for environmental reasons. It's because cars kill people. Not wreckless drivers and mistakes... the cars themselves. 

I can't help but think this is satire for gun rights. 

Maybe Bryan is willing to get to ASU's Hayden Library in Crocs (as we've been informed he often does) but for the self-respecting shoe wearers of the world, I think we'll stick to cars. 

Oh, and in other news, Lightningrod, (real name Bryan Henning) is apparently studying business law at ASU. So much to say, so much libel to worry about... 

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Lilian Tiffany Sherman
Lilian Tiffany Sherman

....you forgot to mention the whole segment where he makes a mockery out of CANCER.

Hellfuku
Hellfuku

Wow not really my type of music but I actually really liked it haha, but I agree with Ansalewit, vocals need to be a tad louder :P

Gothicemocik
Gothicemocik

sorry last comment was really boring .... tbh im not a big fan and be a little more realistic wen you sing/scream/make loud nois lol

imma screamo lover so i understand but just do what you do fuQQ the hatterz if people love you they love you but guys stop calling him a peto unless you got proof 

Ansalewit
Ansalewit

Not bad. pretty good beat. Try making the vocals a little louder. the music drowns you out a bit. Other than that love it :)

Reneeroulette
Reneeroulette

DUDE, if he's really a troll..this guy is brilliant.

Jessborderson
Jessborderson

Bryan is well tastey ;) x Love jess 16 <3 Xx 

Psalm51mycry
Psalm51mycry

haters will always hate,,,all they do is judge others sin,,,what about your OWN sins people ???Jesus said " who ever has no sin, let him be the one to cast the 1st stone "many hated Jesus,,,many more still do,,,look how far and wide His Story has been told,,,not that i am saying that its okay to marry a minor in todays society,,,we all know that is against the law,,,an interesting fact and i believe one that Brian is simply standing on still today is that in Biblical times a person was considered an adult at the age of 13,,,that is when they left home and got married to start a family,,,things have changed,,,people and peoples hidden desires have not,,,Brian has the balls to take a stand for what he believes,,,wether it be right or wrong,,,that takes some courage,,,

guest
guest

So amazing xx

Rosiesiloveu
Rosiesiloveu

i love you babe i am 13 and i have your baby and i believe in u

Kittykat
Kittykat

I must say when you are using fawl language yourself when you give an interview it makes me debate on how real and mature you really are, there are other people who deserve this coverage instead of him, so please find some other person to make coverage over and putting up hate mail and stuff like that. 

ChrisJ
ChrisJ

Dude, I dont think he is even a troll. He is just a creepy pedophile

person
person

please stop giving this weirdo so much press. there are dozens of amazing local bands that deserve the coverage much more than this creeper.

Skelli
Skelli

But there is proof he's already admitted it, his status on facebook right now is 13 year olds should be considered adults. He's also admitted he likes 13 year olds and prefers them being virgins because he finds their vaginas tighter.

Hanniex Horriblex
Hanniex Horriblex

If i saw you on the street...old man. You'd be blue all over. <3 -Owner of your hate group <3 Kiss my ass, oh wait, you'd probably want a picture, is that better???

Skye
Skye

Get off the internet and get your butt back in school.

Derp
Derp

Did you seriously just say "fawl?" 

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