Five Reasons Why Kings of Leon Really Canceled The Rest of Their Tour

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​News of a canceled tour is always upsetting, especially for everyone that bought tickets to the show and was really looking forward to it.

This season's bummer tour cancellation comes from Kings of Leon, a band that some people love and others love to hate.

There was plenty of speculation over the real reason for the tour cancellation after the band cut short a show in Dallas back in July.

Apparently heat exhaustion was a factor, as it was affecting Caleb's vocal chords. Rumors about Caleb's potential drinking problem were widely spread too.

I bet a ton of people in Phoenix are pissed that tonight's show isn't going down. I have my own (mostly joke) guesses as to what they're really up to instead of playing at the Ashley Furniture HomeStore Pavilion.

Having Sex with Models

Jared Followill used to date a model and Caleb married a model, so he's definitely banging one. As for Matthew and Nathan, Nathan is married to musician Jessie Baylin and Matthew became a father earlier this year. But in a perfect world, it's just easier to go on with life believing the band members are doing a plethora of models every single night.

Starting a Religion

Despite the fact that the Kings Of Leon boys had a very Christian upbringing and their father was a preacher, it seems like rock stars can pretty easily decide to live a limitless sort of lifestyle. After all, Courtney Love once said, "Being a rock star is like being a cult leader: you really have to be in your own religion." And nobody's more of a mess of a rock star than Courtney Love.

Putting Down Fans so They Can Boost Their Egos

From what I've personally been told by photographers who shot the band last summer, Kings of Leon treat their roadies and their groupies like shit, which is why I wouldn't be surprised if they're the kind of people who insult others just to boost their own self esteem. Well, that and they're rock stars, so they care an awful lot about having high self esteem.

Staring at Themselves in The Mirror

If you're a band that has its own clothing line, chances are you care way too much about your appearance. Kings of Leon seems like they could definitely be one of those bands whose members constantly ask each other how they look. Derek Zoolander said it best: "Did you ever think there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?"

Drinking...duh

Let's not kid ourselves. Come on, what did you think they were actually doing besides drinking?

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13 comments
mYtY
mYtY

HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cantchoose
Cantchoose

If you were going to be snarky, you could at least have TRIED to be funny.

Rachelle Roach
Rachelle Roach

Way to pour salt on an open wound. You write all of these B. S. "jokes" which make them out to be hedonistic jerks, and then you post a video of Caleb forcing Sex on Fire. This article is not funny, and it makes you look like a jerk.  Earth to Lenni Rosenblum they’re music has been consistently amazing! Obviously there is more to them than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.  I hate the fact that they mess up one time, and there is the media to rip them apart. Really what's up?

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Ugh - this article is so wrong. WTF, dude? Get your KOL facts straight.

MUNGIEP
MUNGIEP

Get a grip people, the article was meant as a joke. I appreciate it just for the fottage that is the first I've seen that clearly shows Caleb was NOT drunk but had completely lost his voice.

Adms
Adms

Was at the show.  Caleb was drunk AND lost his voice. 

Pset12
Pset12

Great, a BS article comparing a great band--->Kings Of Leon.....To a rather unattractive, off topic and very uninteresting Courtney Love and freaking Zoolander....Now write me a check for a great remark because this wasted my time

Adms
Adms

This article is total BS.  Where do people come up with this stuff??

Tayyjane
Tayyjane

This article has no truth to it - get your facts straight.

KOLfan
KOLfan

What a lame article - you obviously know nothing about the band.

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