Best Missed Connections From Coachella

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Just Jared
There's nothing like sifting through the missed connections after your favorite concert of the year.

Craigslist is poppin' with missed connections from Coachella. With the Coachella car camping grounds being a great place to hook up with strangers and whatnot, plenty of festival goers probably got some action.

But what about those hipsters who longed for love yet tragically got separated in a sea of Arcade Fire fans? What about the romantics who danced together in the Sahara tent but couldn't catch the other person's name because it was too loud?

Some of those guys and girls legitimately want to find those people. Luckily their ads make for some good quick reads.

Happy Coachella, everybody. True love is out there, even amongst shy kandi kids and forgetful stoners.

Check out the Coachella missed connections after the jump...

Horse-loving Arcade Fire fan


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It sounds like this guy tried to talk to this girl about anything he could think of just to keep her attention. Horses, Wikileaks and fluoride? Why weren't they just enjoying the show?


Little Lion Lady


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Aww, this guy is both creative and he likes Mumford and Sons! He seems genuine, honest, and normal. Best of all, he digs Legends of the Hidden Temple!


Bright Eyes fan with the owl tattoo


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Girl with the owl tattoo, if you're out there, apparently you're gorgeous and someone thought you needed to know. You may now proceed to listen to sappy emo pop.


High as a kite Kanye fan


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"I forgot to get your number because I was way too high. Whoops. ...You seemed legit, I was just out of it." I think that says a lot about Coachella.


Lightning Bolt fan seeking make-out buddy


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This guy wants a friend to use solely for make-out purposes and then he'll see where it goes from there, but that part is optional. He's a little demanding in terms of his standards, but at least he's trying to be resourceful too: "If we're both into Lightning Bolt, I figure that's at least enough to get us started."


Sahara tent dancer


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Not only is this dude generous and friendly, but he's a little creepy too. The first thing he wants to know if this guy Adam contacts him is what college he went to. Shouldn't he ask a few more questions before that?


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Ahhh... Last year at Coachella I ate mushrooms and wrote a note to the girl next to whom we had parked. The only thing I could find to write on was a Halloween card.. so I wrote that it was "ghoul" to meet her and some other Halloween pun, and my name and number. Well the moral of the story is that she never called me.

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