Why Nicki Minaj is the Most Annoying Person in Music Right Now

Categories: Rebuttal
Her Awful Verse on "BedRock" Might Be The Worst in the History of Rap

Look, "BedRock" is a shitty song to begin with -- the surest sign yet Young Money has become the next Bad Boy -- but it's Nicki Minaj's shitty verse that really makes it fucking unlistenable. Yes, Gudda's stupid line about being "that Red Bull" is trite and Lloyd's T-Pain impersonation bothers me, but it's Nicki singing about being "the bestest" off the top (is the next line actually "like asbestos" -- that's what I've always thought?) that really fucking kills it.

Like most people, this was the first time I heard Minaj, and I still remember the immediate sense of repulsion I felt when she opened her mouth to do that stupid little kid verse.

Again, she got a 360 deal with shit like that.

Well, that and a pretty face, thin waist and huge buns, as Mr. Mix-A-Lot would say. Speaking of those buns...

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Whatever that Stuff on Her Ass is, It's Ugly

Some people say Nicki Minaj got ass implants. Others say she uses butt pads. She, of course, denies there's anything unnatural involved in the most condescending way possible, "People will pick anything to talk about, and that happens to be the thing at the moment."

Whatever it is, I don't like it. Hey, I like Kim Kardashian, J.Lo and Beyounce as much as the next guy, but Minaj's plastic parts are just gross. Disturbing, really. It's the sort of thing that can totally invert a boner -- which is dangerous.

Speaking of turning people on...

She Uses Trumped Up Claims of Bisexuality to Sell Records

Nicki walks a really, really fine line with her sexuality. On one hand, she wants guys (and some sympathetic women) to totally think she's bi if they find that sexy. On the other hand, she claims an appreciation for the female form but says doesn't actually hook up with chicks, which is a good way to not alienate slightly more conservative fans.

She says it's about "no labels" but I don't for a second buy that she means that in any way beyond the marketing implications.

Sorry to the ladies at Bitch Magazine, but Minaj isn't for real with this -- it's not that she won't "risk her career" but is dropping "clues" about it -- it's that she's not that into girls, she just wants to sell records.

Or maybe I should put it this way: I hear she really wants to date Anne Heche.

But speaking of marketing gimmicks...

She Co-Opted the Susan G. Komen Foundation's Pink Friday Event to Promote Herself

Nicki sure knows how to work the media -- witness the situation where she scored tons of free ink by doing a little PSA for the breast cancer-fighting Susan G. Komen association the same week her record was dropping. The group's event, and her album, were both called Pink Friday.

What exactly did Nicki do to "help"? Well, she issued a statement and gave a brief interview via Skype -- in exchange the group disseminated her statement to their giant media list and played one of her shitty videos on their webcast.

"I fully support the efforts of Pink Friday and the goal of raising funds to support Susan G. Komen for the Cure and their charge to bring an end to breast cancer," said Minaj. "I am pleased to be associated with the Pink Friday initiatives and to raise awareness amongst fellow African American women who are often the hardest hit by breast cancer."

While it makes sense that the Komen group would be excited to have a star on-board -- especially if they know very little about her totally offensive career -- I can't seem to find what, if anything, Ms. Minaj did to help the cause besides issuing a brief statement of support and a short interview from the comfort of her own home. No "such-and-such will be donated," no public appearance, just a few words of support typed by her publicist and a little chat on video with a friendly interviewer.

Yeah, this was her "contribution" to the cause.

Not bad in exchange for getting to plug the name of her album twice in that statement, which was widely distributed to media!

So tacky. And so very Nicki.



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441 comments
iwood
iwood

she is hot! for some reason i find her very sexy! She is such a little bratty bitch i just want to hate fuck the shit out of her!come on guys be real you know we all love her type

fighteightyfive
fighteightyfive

It is now 2014 going into 2015 and this is still true. Four years and nothing has changed. 

tonypocono
tonypocono

I agree that her music and her are so annoying and I geniuenly love all types of music.

Who is to blame for her success,mostly us sad to say.

What a said commentary on American culture.

friendship_7
friendship_7

Yeah but there's SIX different "I hate Nicki Minaj" groups on FB. One of them has 7,549 members.

chlobuck
chlobuck

Classic example of "who you know/who you blow". Complete trash dressed in whatever colorful garbage that will bring the most attention to her plastic parts. I refuse to believe she makes "music" as I can't even bring myself to call it that and accept people actively choose to listen to it. I like to think she records the inane babbling of 5 yr olds and edits them as well as her photos.

raynjuls
raynjuls

Her comments on AI are shallow, stupid and generally stupid. Her music is the worst kind of contrived tripe. This bitch should disappear forever...

Anonymous
Anonymous

I am a young person and I think this woman is pathetic. I too know why these Anti-Nicki groups are not very popular, because real intellectuals don't even bother. They do not care enough to go on facebook and search for anti-celebrity groups, let alone do they use Facebook. Truly smart people (and by this I mean those who are disgusted by this character) and go on to lead accomplished lives are nose deep in books and work, and do not spare the energy for such junk.

coolgrandma
coolgrandma

I am so angered that she is a judge on American Idol.  I always used to watch it and now I can't because I want to smash my TV in everytime she opens her ugly mouth!

brenke

rokkvokalz
rokkvokalz

@coolgrandma NO ONE on American Idol or The Voice is above an average karaoke singer on their best day.. Make the panel the 5 best vocalists in the world... See what happens when you have to sing in front of Tony Harnell, Michael Kiske, Pamela Moore, Daniel Heiman, and Steve Balsamo... They ALL get gonged

Crazymomx4
Crazymomx4

Help, I am raising 4 kids in this crazy country, why is it that a completely untalented ass injected, unlearned, self promoting, at any cost, woman making 15 million this past year at the fore front of our music culture??????? She blathers on and on over and above the real genuine talent, all the while making sure her hair looks perfect for the camera. Have some grace and humility Nicki, you are a disgrace to anyone who has a God given talent to entertain mankind.

Crazymomx4
Crazymomx4

Help, I am raising 4 kids in this crazy country, why is it that a completely untalented ass injected, unlearned, self promoting, at any cost, woman making 15 million this past year at the fore front of our music culture??????? She blathers on and on over and above the real genuine talent, all the while making sure her hair looks perfect for the camera. Have some grace and humility Nicki, you are a disgrace to anyone who has a God given talent to entertain mankind.

xdaniellexr
xdaniellexr

nicki minaj should dropo dead already, worst "role model" shes just brainwashing little girls to be sluts.. fucking terrible. what has ahhapened to music? its by far gone down hill

xdaniellexr
xdaniellexr

nicki minaj should dropo dead already, worst "role model" shes just brainwashing little girls to be sluts.. fucking terrible. what has ahhapened to music? its by far gone down hill

friendship_7
friendship_7

@xdaniellexr Well hopefully she'll die of a drug overdose soon, just like that other trashy whore that did the song "rehab". Was about to say that "I'm not even going to say her name because I don't want to promote that dead whore" but actually I don't even remember what her name was - all the better. Let the world forget that useless piece of shit ever existed.

MarkWhaleburger
MarkWhaleburger

Who is this talentless nobody?  Why is she qualified to judge American Idiot?  She seems to know nothing about music / singing (she's a "rapper" after all), except how "cute" every second male contestant is and that she want to marry or have their babies...


What a waste of oxygen.  No wonder music is in the state it is today with such dregs being elevated to so much celebrity.

Gregory Bill Jacklin
Gregory Bill Jacklin

She should play chicken with a light rail car until she loses.. The world would be better off..

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Shit Danielle even Lil Kim>Nicki Minaj and that's not saying much lol

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Fuck Nicki Minaj, she's fucking garbage...and where does she get off judging people based on talent when she has no fucking talent?!?

John Morgan
John Morgan

hmm, I just read the article and I dont understand why New Times is allowing articles to be written that serve no purpose other than to slam a celebrity that the journalist doesnt like. I dont like Nicki either, but writing a hateful article I like even less. Listen to Anthony Lustmord and try writing about artists you like rather than focusing on negative pieces like this.

Anthony Lustmord
Anthony Lustmord

The new times should probably focus on writing articles about artists they actually like, rather than putting focus on someone that they dislike. Radio, Print, and other media outlets should simple stop covering her or have the label buy ads for her coverage. That would solve most problems right there.

Kal Varnson
Kal Varnson

i dont. i have never "thought" about nicki minaj. couldnt name one song she "sings"--- not trying to be rude, just dont even know if she sings or raps or polkas?

Tim Bein
Tim Bein

Why would i give her any thought?

Brett Solesky
Brett Solesky

Nicki Minaj's face looks like a really bad case of hemorrhoids after a woman has been in labor for more than 12 hours.

Tramell Salkey
Tramell Salkey

she changes hair color like taylor swift changes boyfriends

Mo Bestowin
Mo Bestowin

"You're basically the only chick in the game right now, Nicki," - WRONG. How about Silk-E, CMG, Lauren Hill, Eryka Badu, Apani, Afya, uh....need I continue. I don't like Nicki Minaj, but the person that wrote this fucking shit article is a moron.

Terri Moak
Terri Moak

Disgusting! Just a display of her ignorance.

Bill Giroux
Bill Giroux

Until I read this article I had never heard of her. I was totally amused by the article. I will now forget I ever heard of her.

Michael Swann
Michael Swann

man my ex gf used to blast this shit in the car whenever I took her anywhere. I almost made her walk one time

Gabriel Diamond
Gabriel Diamond

not gunna lie i love 2 of her songs. I did start to like her..but after seeing her on her reality show and on American idol. she is such a mean person to people who work for her.

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