Why Nicki Minaj is the Most Annoying Person in Music Right Now

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No, no, Nicki: Fuck you.
​Am I the only one who really, really hates Nicki Minaj? You'd think so based on only a smattering of anti-Nicki talk on ye ole interwebz, compared to a torrent of anti Ke-dollarsign-ha fury and all the hate of other comparable slutwave artists.

For example: There are a mere 1,500 members of the "I hate Nicki Minaj" Facebook group whereas over 5,000 hate Ke-dollarsign-ha and two anti Katy Perry groups have 4,000-plus members each.

Yet there absolutely is no more annoying personality in current popular music than Ms. Minaj. Her fashion, her flow, her dumb little voices, her stupid fucking name -- Nicki Minaj is the trashiest, most annoying act going.

Here's a complete catalog of why...

Her Stupid Fucking Name

Yes, I prefer the classic double-K spelling of Nikki but that's not really my issue. We even have a Nicki around the office and she's OK. But Minaj? This chick's real name is Onika Tanya Maraj, which sounds like it could do the job. Instead, she switched a few letters to make it sound vaguely dirty -- Ménage obviously being a French loanword co-opted to mean threesome. It's trashy as hell, and every time I hear it I think it sounds like a really dumb pun. At the very least it makes it impossible to take her seriously.

Yes, lots of pop tarts play the hoochie game. It sells, I get it.

However, it's doubly annoying that Nicki goes and gives Vibe a quote about how she doesn't want or need to whore it up. Not true -- starting with that annoying name.

Speaking of her claims about not using sex...

Her Lack of Respect for Her Obvious Direct Influences

"When I grew up I saw females doing certain things, and I thought I had to do that exactly," she says. "The female rappers of my day spoke about sex a lot... and I thought that to have the success they got, I would have to represent the same thing. When in fact I didn't have to represent the same thing," Nicki  said.

This is an obvious shot at ladies like Lil' Kim who is too old, deaf and incarcerated to play the part of competitor anymore anyway. You're basically the only chick in the game right now, Nicki, so, please, show a little fucking respect for the person you stole your entire black Barbie image and girly-girl flow from.

Speaking of her flow...


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441 comments
iwood
iwood

she is hot! for some reason i find her very sexy! She is such a little bratty bitch i just want to hate fuck the shit out of her!come on guys be real you know we all love her type

fighteightyfive
fighteightyfive

It is now 2014 going into 2015 and this is still true. Four years and nothing has changed. 

tonypocono
tonypocono

I agree that her music and her are so annoying and I geniuenly love all types of music.

Who is to blame for her success,mostly us sad to say.

What a said commentary on American culture.

friendship_7
friendship_7

Yeah but there's SIX different "I hate Nicki Minaj" groups on FB. One of them has 7,549 members.

chlobuck
chlobuck

Classic example of "who you know/who you blow". Complete trash dressed in whatever colorful garbage that will bring the most attention to her plastic parts. I refuse to believe she makes "music" as I can't even bring myself to call it that and accept people actively choose to listen to it. I like to think she records the inane babbling of 5 yr olds and edits them as well as her photos.

raynjuls
raynjuls

Her comments on AI are shallow, stupid and generally stupid. Her music is the worst kind of contrived tripe. This bitch should disappear forever...

Anonymous
Anonymous

I am a young person and I think this woman is pathetic. I too know why these Anti-Nicki groups are not very popular, because real intellectuals don't even bother. They do not care enough to go on facebook and search for anti-celebrity groups, let alone do they use Facebook. Truly smart people (and by this I mean those who are disgusted by this character) and go on to lead accomplished lives are nose deep in books and work, and do not spare the energy for such junk.

coolgrandma
coolgrandma

I am so angered that she is a judge on American Idol.  I always used to watch it and now I can't because I want to smash my TV in everytime she opens her ugly mouth!

brenke

rokkvokalz
rokkvokalz

@coolgrandma NO ONE on American Idol or The Voice is above an average karaoke singer on their best day.. Make the panel the 5 best vocalists in the world... See what happens when you have to sing in front of Tony Harnell, Michael Kiske, Pamela Moore, Daniel Heiman, and Steve Balsamo... They ALL get gonged

Crazymomx4
Crazymomx4

Help, I am raising 4 kids in this crazy country, why is it that a completely untalented ass injected, unlearned, self promoting, at any cost, woman making 15 million this past year at the fore front of our music culture??????? She blathers on and on over and above the real genuine talent, all the while making sure her hair looks perfect for the camera. Have some grace and humility Nicki, you are a disgrace to anyone who has a God given talent to entertain mankind.

Crazymomx4
Crazymomx4

Help, I am raising 4 kids in this crazy country, why is it that a completely untalented ass injected, unlearned, self promoting, at any cost, woman making 15 million this past year at the fore front of our music culture??????? She blathers on and on over and above the real genuine talent, all the while making sure her hair looks perfect for the camera. Have some grace and humility Nicki, you are a disgrace to anyone who has a God given talent to entertain mankind.

xdaniellexr
xdaniellexr

nicki minaj should dropo dead already, worst "role model" shes just brainwashing little girls to be sluts.. fucking terrible. what has ahhapened to music? its by far gone down hill

xdaniellexr
xdaniellexr

nicki minaj should dropo dead already, worst "role model" shes just brainwashing little girls to be sluts.. fucking terrible. what has ahhapened to music? its by far gone down hill

friendship_7
friendship_7

@xdaniellexr Well hopefully she'll die of a drug overdose soon, just like that other trashy whore that did the song "rehab". Was about to say that "I'm not even going to say her name because I don't want to promote that dead whore" but actually I don't even remember what her name was - all the better. Let the world forget that useless piece of shit ever existed.

MarkWhaleburger
MarkWhaleburger

Who is this talentless nobody?  Why is she qualified to judge American Idiot?  She seems to know nothing about music / singing (she's a "rapper" after all), except how "cute" every second male contestant is and that she want to marry or have their babies...


What a waste of oxygen.  No wonder music is in the state it is today with such dregs being elevated to so much celebrity.

Gregory Bill Jacklin
Gregory Bill Jacklin

She should play chicken with a light rail car until she loses.. The world would be better off..

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Shit Danielle even Lil Kim>Nicki Minaj and that's not saying much lol

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Fuck Nicki Minaj, she's fucking garbage...and where does she get off judging people based on talent when she has no fucking talent?!?

John Morgan
John Morgan

hmm, I just read the article and I dont understand why New Times is allowing articles to be written that serve no purpose other than to slam a celebrity that the journalist doesnt like. I dont like Nicki either, but writing a hateful article I like even less. Listen to Anthony Lustmord and try writing about artists you like rather than focusing on negative pieces like this.

Anthony Lustmord
Anthony Lustmord

The new times should probably focus on writing articles about artists they actually like, rather than putting focus on someone that they dislike. Radio, Print, and other media outlets should simple stop covering her or have the label buy ads for her coverage. That would solve most problems right there.

Kal Varnson
Kal Varnson

i dont. i have never "thought" about nicki minaj. couldnt name one song she "sings"--- not trying to be rude, just dont even know if she sings or raps or polkas?

Tim Bein
Tim Bein

Why would i give her any thought?

Brett Solesky
Brett Solesky

Nicki Minaj's face looks like a really bad case of hemorrhoids after a woman has been in labor for more than 12 hours.

Tramell Salkey
Tramell Salkey

she changes hair color like taylor swift changes boyfriends

Mo Bestowin
Mo Bestowin

"You're basically the only chick in the game right now, Nicki," - WRONG. How about Silk-E, CMG, Lauren Hill, Eryka Badu, Apani, Afya, uh....need I continue. I don't like Nicki Minaj, but the person that wrote this fucking shit article is a moron.

Terri Moak
Terri Moak

Disgusting! Just a display of her ignorance.

Bill Giroux
Bill Giroux

Until I read this article I had never heard of her. I was totally amused by the article. I will now forget I ever heard of her.

Michael Swann
Michael Swann

man my ex gf used to blast this shit in the car whenever I took her anywhere. I almost made her walk one time

Gabriel Diamond
Gabriel Diamond

not gunna lie i love 2 of her songs. I did start to like her..but after seeing her on her reality show and on American idol. she is such a mean person to people who work for her.

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