Singer/Assailant Chris Brown Added to Roster for Phoenix Celebrity Shootout

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Yesterday I kinda bagged on the "celebrities" committed to playing in this year's version of the annual Jack in the Box Celebrity Shootout at US Airways Center.

Today organizers added another big name.

The Good News: The name is big. REALLY big. Pretty much everyone who cares even a little about pop music knows him and he's drawn comparisons to Michael Jackson. In other words, this guy ain't no Pooch Hall.

The Bad News: Everyone hates him because he's a piece of shit who beat up his much more talented girlfriend. If he takes an elbow to the throat Saturday people will jeer in approval. Oh, and those Michael Jackson comparisons are part of his concerted effort to glom the Gloved One's fame.

Yes, Chris Brown, the only R&B singer less popular with the masses than R. Kelly, has been added to the list of celebs that currently includes Frankie Muniz, the former child actor who now plays drums for a Phoenix band called You Hang Up, Common and Michael Jordan.

Michael B. Jordan, that is. He's an actor who appears on seemingly-always-almost-canceled TV drama Friday Night Lights. Classic, right?

Hey, when these people -- and I am not making this up, those are the actual organizers -- put on a trainwreck, they wreck that shit good.

When he's not playing basketball for charity Brown enjoys picking up trash in Virginia as penance for his awful abuse of Rihanna.

Enjoy the video below..



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21 comments
Rawbdawwgg
Rawbdawwgg

I'm trying to understand the writer of this blog "posting." Chris just came off "Deuces" being number one on the Billboard R-n-B chart for 10 Weeks (from a self promoted mix tape.) "Yeah 3x" is a worldwide top 5 (and starting to land Number 1's) smash, "Look At Me Now" was Number 2 best selling single on I-Tunes yesterday. "No Bullsh*t" (also from previously mentioned self-promoted mix tape) is at the 2nd week at Number 1 on the Urban Charts. He currently has duets right now out with Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne, T.I. (also charting pop and r-n-b), Keri HIlson "One Night Stand" (next single off her album), Twista (also currently charting), Diddy, New single coming February 14 with Justin Bieber, new single with Chipmunk (UK grunge artist), "Dueces" Remix with Drake, Andre 3000, Kanye West, T.I., Rick Ross, and Fabulous (still charting), new Euro Pop single with Benny Benassi, and cuts with Jae Milz, Jawan Harris. Plus, don't forget the three Grammy Awards !! There is a sizable portion of America who understand Chris Brown is a musical genius. He reports to have come up with ideas for 2000 songs for his latest album, and with a library of well over 500 CB cuts, I can assure you he can sing anything. Don't forget who wrote the title track from Mary J. Blige's last album!!!! And don't forget the 3 FREE mixtapes of all original material he put out for his fans in 2010 !! TEAM BREEZY IS MAKIN HISTORY!!! And, hey Mr. Cizmar, do some research before you create blog postings so you don't look uneducated!!

Jess
Jess

Woah, Thats a bit fuc*kn harsh, why write shit like that when it only makes u look like shit hahaha you can say nain to make us CB Fans hate on him just makes us all hate on you judgemental nosey people who no nothing ! #BREEZYDOESiT TeamBreezy All day Errry'day!

Kdkdk
Kdkdk

lol! more talented girlfriend?! yall must be joking!! that bitch can't even sing!!

Face!
Face!

A D-list writer poking fun at those much more successful than he. Love it.

Phoenix New Times
Phoenix New Times

Do you guys want to talk about what a great running back OJ Simpson was now?

SandeePB
SandeePB

Ummmm Martin, What is your excuse??? You're a horrible person inside and out! So much for giving credit where it's due and wishing well on people who are trying to live and learn. Hopefully your negative attitude will be positive one day. Lay off the past you sound like a nagging hag!

Martin is LIMP
Martin is LIMP

Don't forget who wrote some of Mizz Talentless' songs. Yes it was the most talented RnB artist of the world, CHRIS BROWN. MARTIN CIZMAR must be the most bitter person in this world to go and attack someone who is paying their dues. And don't forget that people who are grown enough to throw stones better understand that stones will get thrown back. Rihanna started the whole incident with CB while he was driving and if you ask me she looks the same today as those pictures so go eat dirt Martin. You're making everyone as bitter as you. I really don't care what Chris Brown did or anyone else for that matter. If you look for trouble you'll get it. CB has never hurt anyone before or after her, so that tells me alot. She's the one who looked for it. Martin go buy some extends, because you must be a limp bastard! Have a great day :)

Presido4real20032002
Presido4real20032002

rihanna music will never stand the test of time, u know why? bcos they dont have positive msg in them. forever vs unbrella which of this still has poeples attentions?

Saint002
Saint002

Whoever this blogger is he's an idiot

almostpia
almostpia

It's so sad how this blogger downs anyone that you don't like. Michael B. Jordan is very talented and was on The Wire during the first season and I've followed his career since then. Chris Brown is good basketball player and participated in a charity basketball game put together by Ludacris over 2010 Labor Day weekend. I wish I was in Phoenix because I would definitely attend it.

Suckass
Suckass

You are seriously stupid if you think Rihanna is more talented than Chris Brown everyone knows Chris Brown is wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than Rihanna. You can't even put them in the same category and people really need to stop hatin on him even her dad forgave him. Can we please move to the next subject cause this is seriously old. Oh also how the hell can you say that R Kelly is more famous than Chris what has he really done lately. Just sayin. TEAM BREEZY ALL DAY EVERYDAY

Bakani Pickup
Bakani Pickup

If R.Kelly Is So Hated How Come His Album Was One Of the Most Successful Of 2010 ??If Rihanna Is More Talented than chris why is she up for 1 grammy where as chris up for 3 ??

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Don't forget how talented a wide receiver Rae Carruth was. His play on the field will stand the test of time! His pregnant girlfriend? Well...

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

Totally dude, sometimes those b*tches are just asking for it.  Its not his fault.  She should have shut her mouth so he didn't have to hit it....over and over and over and over again...

Hey "Martin is LIMP", you're as big of a douche as CB and I hope to hell he beats the sh*t out of you some day.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

String! Where the fuck is Wallace?

I'll agree with you there - Michael was great on The Wire. That's kinda cool he'll be in town.

Phoenix New Times
Phoenix New Times

When Chris has a hit half as huge as "Umbrella" we can talk...

ouch
ouch

Forever, run it, with you are all songs that are just as big as "umbrella" and his new ones yeah 3x and look at me now are already doin great...a guy cannot be compared to michael jackson if he has no hit songs as big as "umbrella" and is less talented then a girl who only sings (average at best) live and stands there and looks pretty with no dancing....

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