John Mayer May Be Hot, But His Stage Faces Are Just Plain Douchey

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No, that bathing suit gets you a thumbs down, John
There are way too many reasons to count why John Mayer is sort of a douchebag -- a gorgeous douchebag, but a douchebag, nonetheless. Whether he's making racist remarks, sharing way too much of himself on Twitter or going through Hollywood starlets like they're yesterday's trash, Mayer always manages to find a way to make himself look like a jerk, no matter how wonderful his guitar-playing skills may be.

He even comes across as douchey on-stage, making some of the most cringe-inducing faces while playing. Some are orgasmic, some make him look like he really needs to go to the bathroom, and most make him look like he's just trying way too hard to come across as someone you need to take seriously. In honor of his show Wednesday night at Cricket Wireless Pavilion, let's take a look back at some of Mayer's ugliest performance faces ever.


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I swear I don't get high that often. I swear

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Can't you see how hard playing this guitar is?!

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Eek, I just had a Jennifer Love Hewitt flashback

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What was that note again?

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Oh, yeah, baby. That strum felt real good

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I like to pretend I'm making love to the guitar

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I have so many feelings, it scares me

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Maybe if I grunt really hard, I'll come off as sincere

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Not only does wearing this sleeveless shirt make me look tough, but I'm going to act angry, too

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Who are you calling goofy?!

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Brandonjcolon
Brandonjcolon

hahahahahahahahah. Im obsessed with John Mayer but some of those were funny. Some were retarded and I disagree with some stuff but nonetheless pretty funny.

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