Juggalettes Gone Wicked: 10 Chicks You'll Admit Are Hot Even Though They Love Insane Clown Posse

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The 11th Annual Gathering of the Jugglos is right around the corner. Don't know what that is? Well, consider yourself lucky. Actually, let me ruin it for you. Watch this. OK, now that you have descended into the mouth of madness with me let's move on.

If there is one thing I can't stand it's Juggalos. Don't get me wrong, I am all for people getting together and having a good time. But from what I can tell, the "family" that has grown up around the Insane Clown Posse over the last 15 years is a celebration of mediocrity.

In fact, I am pretty sure they purposely chose something terrible to be a part of so they can all get together and defend its horribleness, like a pack of orcs defending Mordor... or something like that. That being said you can't really blame someone for wanting to be a part of something bigger than themselves. If it wasn't for that deep-seeded human desire we wouldn't have awesome stuff like Crips or Bloods.

If you stop and really think about it, Juggalos could very well end up being the future of our society. The economy going down the shitter like this points to the inevitable apocalypse. Juggalos might be the only organized group left with the knowledge needed to live off nothing but Twinkies and Faygo. And, since some scientists say Twinkies and Faygo are the only food stuff expected to survive a nuclear strike, I would suggest stashing some face paint away in a safe place, learning how to braid Caucasian hair into corn rows and practicing your "whoop, whoops."

Assimilate or die. Am I right, folks?

But, seriously, there just HAS to be some redeeming qualities, something I can get behind to justify this craziness. And I think I have... Juggalettes!

I went on a worldwide hunt for hot female, face painted "Juggalettes" (or "Ninjettes" as they are sometimes called) and found 10 chicks who you'll agree are kinda hot, even if you're ashamed of yourself for admitting so.

Fortunately for all of us, it looks like the Juggalo community hasn't made the collective jump to Facebook yet, preferring to wonder about the magic of magnets on Ye Olde Myspace, thereby allowing me to cyberstalk without the fbook privacy stuff. Let's take a look at the best of what I found...

Pumkinlette: Pumkinlette more like "Pumkin please lette me out of the trunk of your car!"

Pertinent info: "I am a frigid bitch...case closed. If you ask me for nude pics, the answer is and will always be...HELL NO. I'm married someone who is highly trained with his weapon and accurate up to 1500 M."

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Miss Kisa: She can obviously get backstage at The Gathering. Leaving with her dignity and health intact? Only time will tell.

Pertinent info: "Who I'd like to meet: People who are fucking real and not afraid to speak their mind. Porn Stars, weed smokers, rappers, models, cool ass people who DGAF!"

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OgygiaBorn
OgygiaBorn

To most of the world, I look like a normal, natural, average pretty girl. I have a big heart full of hippie ideals, and I'm very intelligent. 140-150 IQ range since 2nd grade. 3.8 GPA for my Bachelor degree (and not from some online school) and a year away from my Master's. I have always had "nice boys" (IT admins, lawyers, professors, golf instructors) in love with me. They liked to take me out to the opera (which I adore, being a 10-year trained vocalist) and for a fancy dinner with a glass of wine. I'm so polite, Christian, and well-mannered, they all wanted to introduce me to their mothers. And oh, I'm so funny to them, joking about Augustinian Plutocracy being a totally viable form of government-sanctioned religion. 


I don't look like it or act like it, but I am a juggalette, now married to a juggalo. He started college at 16, suck on that you stuck up assholes. I promise if these girls were dressed the way I dress every day, you'd think they were hot. You're just closed-minded to the image because of your narrow-minded "understanding" of what that image means. Read a book. To us, rich, poor, smart, dumb, fat, skinny, we don't give a fuck. The family loves my smart answers to everything & my husband brings out the kinky bitch in me, and nowhere in the world have I ever been accepted nearly as much as I am with my TRUE family. I tried, and no matter what, people who come from money TRY to make everyone else feel ostracized. Once they found out I was raised by a single mom in the war zone, they always found some way to shut me out. Don't go hinking you're better than that, you've probably done it to someone without even realizing it. It's in human nature to shun people & make fun of them... Juggalo family fights that nature to accept everyone. So before you go thinking you're high and mighty because you're classier or somehow above a genre of music, wake the fuck up.


MMFWCL bitchezzzz!!!!!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xenastras
xenastras

So.... the like less than 1% of americans who listen to ICP are going to bring down the economy and society. Nice reporting. Also, wonderful comments here. Don't you think it's people that are concurrently looking for sexy girls on the internet and spreading hate for what someone listens to or the clothes they wear would be the greater indication of societal worthlessness? I'd say the majority of you hating ass hats here are the one's to avoid with your ignorantly superior "tastes" and hatred.

FatBalls
FatBalls

To  Shawn Anderson,

These roller pigs are nowhere even near hot. You live in Phoenix, surrounded by hot chicks. You must be a fucking retard if you think these skanks are hot.

Edwin Tunney
Edwin Tunney

The last an editor wrote talking shit about "juggalos" from spin magazine didn't he cry about how he was scared for his life lol

Chris Smith
Chris Smith

Sorry, but they all look like damaged basketcases. Wait, I'm not sorry. They look like damaged basketcases. I'd rather dip my balls across a burning stove than stick my junk anywhere inside these skanks.

Jesse Adams
Jesse Adams

I'd rather listen to a fucking hipster go on and on about her likes and dislikes before doing anything with a juggalette

Mark Koster
Mark Koster

freak-a-zoids ! give me a "groovy lil' hippie chick" anyday....HA !

Mo Bestowin
Mo Bestowin

Go down on the clown woop woop. Fucking parasites. We used to beat down the suburban orphan juggs in denver back in the 90s

Colyn Brown
Colyn Brown

let me answer that has succinctly as possible: no

Joey LaCarte Jr.
Joey LaCarte Jr.

you guys are dumb, profiling people for they listen to .. find something else to report on ..

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

please stop putting pictures of them online or in any other media

Vern Gill
Vern Gill

Their physical comeliness can never compensate for their lack of taste

NattyDude
NattyDude

man, so much anger, dudes, if icp aint for you why get so mad that someone else digs them, I dug them for a long time, last few albums, well, i didn't waste no cd-rs on them and leave it at that, but for what they try to do and the positive message they try to convey is at least some what respectable, lo's may be some weird ass motherfuckers, but so are some country ass dudes eating squirrels and shit, and ya'll gave them a bunch of money and a tv show, Duck dynasty. worry less about what others do, and take care of your own

dumbpaint
dumbpaint

i don't think they even prosecute in my state when you split a juggaslow with a 12 gauge. more shit getting flushed. 

Nahte0e
Nahte0e

Your obviously an ignorant fuck, and never listen, I mean actually listen artists. If you listen to the lyrics, instead of just a poppy Lil beat you should just snap yer neck to, you'd realize juggalos have a stronger bond and better cause than you, or any other stupid fuckers could create. YA need to just shut yer fuckn dickhole of a mouth bitch! A

juggaloninjas
juggaloninjas

those same 2 would tell u to FUCK THE FUCK OFF bitch boy

DaRkLoWn
DaRkLoWn

Hoorah Shipmate! There are more Juggalos in the military than any of these biggots will ever know. MMFWCL to all my ninjas in the military protecting the douches bashing us!

speakingthetruth
speakingthetruth

my bad didnt see there were more pages the blonde girl on page two is pretty and the girl under her is okay but the rest of these girls are uglyyyyy

Williamlaw45
Williamlaw45

Il die for the hatchet jugalos bumpin!!!!

Halo3sparton13
Halo3sparton13

Whoop whoop scarecrow here all u fucken haters dare u to talk shit to my face cause I'll swing a hatchet and watch ur face rip in half I'll take a stick and shove it up ur ass and use u like a puppet... Us juggalos will paint our faces balaclava and white then paint are dicks too and slap u in the face then whos the juggacunt ya so don't fuck with us bitch well wreck ur punk ass shhit

Grim9
Grim9

damn strait WOOP WOOP MMFWCL

violent j
violent j

Shut the fuck up or get shut up by me bitch i left 300 pounds and bench 400So lay the fuck off the jugguloyou porn watching circle jerking motherfucker

Kayleena brown
Kayleena brown

Fucking A Miss Kisa I LOVE YOU!!!! You should Star in a porn with me ^_^ ! And Fuck All U Haters Ya'll dont Know Shit about anyone. u just Madd cuz she is Pretty then you Bitch!

Jsox79
Jsox79

i honestly dont know why all of you are bickering between yourselves.  i dont understand why people need to diss people who are just trying to have a good time.  sounds like a fucking party to me, with or without the makeup.  im down and i never really got into icp.  but i get into having a good time.  chicks look pretty decent to me.  have the peeps sayn they wouldnt give them the time of die probably dont even get pussy at all.  anyways if these guys wanna dress up and wear face paint so be it, its what floats their boat not yours.  geez

Sean PsykoRev Sullivan
Sean PsykoRev Sullivan

how bout this, juggalo or not, you are all being fucking stupid, I'm down with the clown... but all this arguing bullshit on the computer won't prove shit, so stop talkin like you gonna go beat someones ass for words they say, if you hate ICP, that's your choice, but don't hate on us just cuz you don't understand us... I've said my piece

Your's truly,   Psyko

woop woop ninjafish
woop woop ninjafish

ha ha all you bitches are pussy ha i will take all haters on bring it if you got it bitch

Nemphisis07
Nemphisis07

Honestly I don't like the face paint, I'm not a fan of icp to begin with but idk I just don't like the face paint on a chick. I could careless what music they like, everyone likes different bands. That and honestly who gives a shit who could jump who? Don't like the music or what they stand for don't listen or just look away. Personally, I'll stick with metal

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

So you're saying one speaks for millions? Yea dont think so ya fuckin pansy.

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

Come down ta my hood and talk that shit, White trash? Well im a juggalo and my IQ is 157, So shut your fuckin mouth you fat BITCHFACE BIGGOT.

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

Im a juggalo, but i gotta Thank you for not bein a close-minded asshole who diss what they dont understand, WHOOP WHOOP!

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

I bet its cuz his Chick left him for a Lo man

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

So what's your idea of good music? Take yur fuckin lady gaga or your sappy ass country love bullshit and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

Brian Sumner
Brian Sumner

Haha You Dumbass dick smokers, Yeah alotta lettes are Hot as fuck, BUT do you really think they gonna want anything to do wit yur Fagercrombie and bitch wearin asses, Not only that but they too much woman for you skinny jeans bitches, Oh yea alotta lettes are freaky as fuck. They'd send you cryin ta momma BBBBIIIITTTTCCCCHHHH!!!!!!

WiCk3D h4z3
WiCk3D h4z3

All y'all haters need to go choke on a cock...y'all jus pissed cuz u cnt do it like us WHOOP WHOOP

Jesse Lee Bergeron
Jesse Lee Bergeron

i think the thing i love most bout being a juggalo is the fact that it is the most hated music in the world whoop whoop fuck all yall haters

zsprinks
zsprinks

@Sam Beckett You and your "friends" haven't beat shit except your meat!


AwakendThirdEye
AwakendThirdEye

@dumbpaint yup and juggalos are the problem right? your commet right their shows no signs of mental illness of any kind? "let the music do the kill you for" you violent arragont racists. thinking yourself higher then another based on grouping, enough even to advicate the killing of one group. mind as well calssify you under same as KKK and skin heads.

Unlucky Stoner
Unlucky Stoner

 yo biitches this is Unlucky Stoner here, you fuckin dipshiits wanna talk fuckin shit on ICP well fuck you. Down Wit The Clown For Life! You bastards be judgin when you don't know shiit. Not all of you are bein pussy ass biitches but to the ones who are. Seriously Grow the fuck up. Bet most of you listen to weak ass shiit.                                I<3YouICP                                                                Hachet Girl,                                                                 Unlucky Stoner

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Me

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