Are You a Lame High School Senior Who Wants to Be a Slightly Cooler College Freshman? Amazon.com Wants to Sell You Stuff

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Yes, today's college kids consider this literature.
Once upon a time -- in a time we'll call The Good Old Days -- so-called "college survival kits" included notebooks and detergent and shit like that. That was before kids were all stupid little losers, though. Now, they apparently need help figuring out all the fancy ass pop culture references we old timers developed over the last 10 years, lest they fall victim to a cyberbully or something like that.

Amazon.com
is here to help. The editors at the online bookselling behemoth have assembled a list of "classic" pop-culture media to keep your little cousin with braces from ending up like Megan Meier. Yes, Oh, The Places You'll Go by Dr Seuss is on the list. That's the last book most of these kids actually read before Wikipedia editors started doing their homework. Sigh.

Here are some of the other music, movie and book picks. I won't ruin the surprise of the music picks, but let's just say they rhyme with Yave Patthews Fand and Rampire Leakend.

Music

Plastic Beach by Gorillaz

Glee: The Music, The Power of Madonna

To the Sea by Jack Johnson

Crash by Dave Matthews Band

Contra by Vampire Weekend

Ten by Pearl Jam

Congratulations by MGMT

Greatest Hits by Journey

Books

The Book of Awesome: Snow Days, Bakery Air, Finding Money in Your Pocket, and Other Simple, Brilliant Things by Neil Pasricha

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan

Sam the Cooking Guy: Awesome Recipes and Kitchen Shortcuts by Sam Zien

Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future: Twists and Turns and Lessons Learned by Michael J. Fox

Effective Immediately: How to Fit In, Stand Out, and Move Up at Your First Real Job by Emily Bennington and Skip Lineberg

Higher Education: On Life, Landing a Job, and Everything Else They Didn't Teach You in College by Kenneth Jedding

Oh, The Places You'll Go by Dr Seuss

What Color Is Your Parachute? 2010: A Practical Manual for Job-Hunters and Career-Changers by Richard Bolles

Knock'em Dead 2010: The Ultimate Job Search Guide by Martin Yate

Movies & TV:

Superbad

Jersey Shore UNCENSORED: Season One

South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season

Dazed & Confused

The Dark Knight

Avatar

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Glee: Season One, Volume 1

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