Weirdo Update

Mon., Nov. 6 2006 at 2:29 PM

Categories: Up On Sun

After I posted a couple of songs from the enigmatic Janis Joplin Crap N Vomit last week, the band sent me a couple of emails to explain what the deal is. And it just got weirder. Here's the illumination from "Pete aka Solvent the Solution":

"Two piece, bass and drums. So as long as our weight holds constant we keep a balance. Usually the best sounds, ideas and songs come from bands who just started so hence we force ourselves to forget any advancement. The world needs another Joplin bio pic cause the Billy Dee Williams version didnt have enough of his tunes. It crossed my mind how much I love Do Re Mi from sound of music. A really nice guy from around here is Jalipez from Audio Confusion. Phoenix has too many flat roofs and not enough height. Im rereading Asimovs foundation books. Beer in green bottles is the best. My cats seem happy that Im home. We're strongly against seal clubbing. We dont have tshirts but we have JJCnV candles for sale."

Then, shortly afterwards, this email came:

"and heres the former response translated to Portuguese and back. I prefer this one

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I prefer the Portugese version myself...