Le Slip Français Presents Indomitable, a New Line of Scented Men's Underwear

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Le Slip Français
Leave it to the French to invent perfumed underpants.

Le Slip Français, a French undergarment company founded in 2011 by Guillaume Gibault, is currently raising funds to create a new line of men's underwear with an aromatic twist -- because apparently having one's junk become overwhelmed with one's funk was a problem that needed serious debriefing.

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Flashbang: The NRA's Bra Gun Holster That'll Keep Your Cans Close to the Trigger

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Flashbang: The NRA's Bra Gun Holster That'll Keep Your Cans Close to the Trigger

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Fresh out of the gun show/NRA Convention over the weekend comes good news for every gun-toting woman with a need to keep her business under wraps.

Introducing the Flashbang.

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Fundawear: Durex's Vibrating Underwear Controlled with an iPhone App (VIDEO)

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Because nothing is more romantic than sending a big, vibrating hello to your partner's underwear through an iPhone app, Durex has good news.

Introducing Fundawear.

The high-tech undies (bra, underwear, and briefs included) allow couples to "touch each other over the Internet" and are being dubbed by the condom manufacturer as "The Future of Foreplay."

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Scottsdale Ranked No. 1 City for Free (Yes, Free) Plastic Surgery

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Because you never know what you can get until you ask, the brain trust at SugarDaddie.com crunched some slightly disturbing numbers this week.

The self-described "original sugar daddy dating site" has kept tabs on what participating "sugar babies" are asking from their matched "sugar daddies." The list includes college tuition, rent, and credit card payments, but the site also found that a growing number of people are asking for cash to assist with plastic surgery.

And Scottsdale topped the list.

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We're Doomed: Japanese Advertising Agency Creates "Thigh-Vertisements"

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Because not all advertisements can be slapped on a graphic tee, Japanese advertising company Absolute Territory PR came up with a new "sexy" way to sell content:

Women's thighs.

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We're Doomed: Fashion Designer Philipp Plein Sends Guns Down the Runway

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Because there's nothing more fashionable than a hot model in a tight pair of jeans and an automatic weapon, Philipp Plein gave his runway audience tickets to all kinds of gun shows this week.

The German fashion designer is known for stirring the fashion hot pot -- he named Lindsay Lohan (mid-trainwreck) the face of his spring/summer ad campaign in 2012, he's used Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick, and he's worked with transgender models -- but this week, during his Autumn/Winter 2013 show, he sent bare-chested, gas-masked, and face-painted male models down the runway ... all carrying weapons.

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- Meggings: When Men, Leggings, and a Whole Lot of TMI Collide
- Urban Outfitters Celebrates Back-to-School with Boozy T-Shirts ... And Pisses Off Mothers Against Drunk Driving
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Introducing the Boobypack: "A Top Shelf Fannypack"

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All too often, women ravers have been burdened with the task of monitoring their valuables. Amidst the fluorescent bikini top, matching little girls' tutu, and butterfly wings, the places for storing your personal items are few and far between.

Fortunately New York based partygoer, Christina Conrad, has created a solution -- and she's launched a Kickstarter to make it happen.

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Meggings: When Men, Leggings, and a Whole Lot of TMI Collide

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Meggings first made ripples in the fashion scene in 2010, when they were spotted in Soho at a UNIQLO and quickly caused panic to spread across fashion blogs and people watchers who braced themselves for a full-blown takeover.

The good news: the panic was a false alarm. The men's leggings appeared and then disappeared from stores, runways, and fashion blogs as quickly as they'd arrived.

The bad news: After a two-year hiatus, the long-legged, man-junk trapper keepers are back in action.

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Costumes of Halloween Weekend: The Bad, The Ugly, and The NSFW

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As one of the ritziest cities in the Valley, Scottsdale has more than its fair share of glitz and glamour. And depending on who you talk to, it also has a little bit of tastelessness.

This was most certainly the case this past weekend when a few people celebrating the scary season adorned themselves with over-the-top costumes that challenged the boundaries of good taste or were flat out offensive.

Here are five outfits that we spied at various parties and events around Old Town Scottsdale that were the best of the worst.

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Neck Tattoos: A How-To Approach (We're Looking at You Chris Brown)

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Let's be honest, Chris Brown isn't exactly the king of good decisions. If anything, he's like the O.J. Simpson of Pop in that you're constantly wondering what he'll get away with next.

On the heels of Brown's most recent FAIL (a neck tattoo, which at first glance looks suspiciously like a certain battered ex-girlfriend but upon some clarification from Brown's reps, is actually a half sugar skull woman that Chris stole from a Mac Makeup ad), we've compiled a short (and presumably common sense) list of neck tattoo- what-not-to-do's.

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