Denture Jewelry Is a Fashion Cavity

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Etsy shop: ConcaveOblivion
We've seen our fair share of freaky fashion. There were the hairy leg stockings and the bra gun holster. And who could forget the faux-vagina undies? But thanks to Etsy user, Mr. Basic and his shop ConcaveOblivion, online shoppers are now sinking their teeth into a trend that truly crosses the line -- specifically the gum line.


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Human Chest Hair Coat for Sale

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The coat is probably cleaner than the model. No problem.
We guess it's no weirder than suggesting that fake hairy legs will deter sexual predators. A lot of courage, creativity, and just plain hair went into this WTF online sensation: a jacket made of human chest hair that took four designers 200 hours to craft and is priced at £2,499.

It's part of an ongoing campaign by the British arm of dairy producer Arla Foods to humorously spike interest in a new high-protein chocolate milk drink called Wing-Co, which targets hungry, thirsty men who want to reclaim some of the burly masculinity the 21st century has whipped out of them. (It's okay; they don't understand us either.)

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Mutant Neon Silkworms Make Fluorescent Fabric

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As many women can attest, planning your big day is usually a big deal -- there's the venue, the menu, the flowers, and, of course, the dress. We've seen our fair share of traditional white-gown rule-breakers, but thanks to Japanese scientists designer Yumi Katsura has made a dress that does its rule bending in the dark.

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Hairy Leg Stockings Are All the Rage in China

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A new fashion statement is growing -- so to speak -- on Chinese social media, and we imagine its only a matter of time before you find it in your local Urban Outfitters.

Yesterday commenters expressed feelings of curiosity and disgust when user Happy张江 posted this picture to Sina Weibo, a Chinese micro-blogging service.

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Amanda Bynes' Spiral Commemorated with "Free Amanda" Shirts

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You know your life is in the toilet when Courtney Love is giving you advice.

The notorious party girl took to Twitter this week to tell Amanda Bynes to "pull it together dude."

This was following Bynes' most recent arrest by New York police for possession of marijuana and throwing a foot-long bong out of her 36th floor apartment, which was really just the weed-flavored icing on the former Nickelodeon star's already whacked-out cake.

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Give Up on These 5 Impossible Hair Trends

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Don't try tie-dye.
Hair chalking, pastel locks, and intricate braids can be fun to try, but they also can be hard on your hair and impossible to do without an extra set of hands. Yeah, your favorite pinners and bloggers might make these hair trends look glamorous. Unfortunately, unless you're a celebrity with a personal hair stylist or a collector of hair tools, these styles are hard to maintain. Here are five that you shouldn't even bother attempting.

Tie-Dye Hair: Trying to add some funk in your life? Go get a new top or some funky shoes instead of DIY destruction on your locks. This hair trend should only be attempted by a professional -- and even then it takes the right person to pull it off.

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Le Slip Français Presents Indomitable, a New Line of Scented Men's Underwear

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Leave it to the French to invent perfumed underpants.

Le Slip Français, a French undergarment company founded in 2011 by Guillaume Gibault, is currently raising funds to create a new line of men's underwear with an aromatic twist -- because apparently having one's junk become overwhelmed with one's funk was a problem that needed serious debriefing.

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Flashbang: The NRA's Bra Gun Holster That'll Keep Your Cans Close to the Trigger

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Flashbang: The NRA's Bra Gun Holster That'll Keep Your Cans Close to the Trigger

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Fresh out of the gun show/NRA Convention over the weekend comes good news for every gun-toting woman with a need to keep her business under wraps.

Introducing the Flashbang.

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- Thunderwear: Because a Gun That Close to Your Junk Has to Be a Good Idea
- Fundawear: Durex's Vibrating Underwear Controlled with an iPhone App (VIDEO)


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Fundawear: Durex's Vibrating Underwear Controlled with an iPhone App (VIDEO)

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Because nothing is more romantic than sending a big, vibrating hello to your partner's underwear through an iPhone app, Durex has good news.

Introducing Fundawear.

The high-tech undies (bra, underwear, and briefs included) allow couples to "touch each other over the Internet" and are being dubbed by the condom manufacturer as "The Future of Foreplay."

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Scottsdale Ranked No. 1 City for Free (Yes, Free) Plastic Surgery

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Because you never know what you can get until you ask, the brain trust at SugarDaddie.com crunched some slightly disturbing numbers this week.

The self-described "original sugar daddy dating site" has kept tabs on what participating "sugar babies" are asking from their matched "sugar daddies." The list includes college tuition, rent, and credit card payments, but the site also found that a growing number of people are asking for cash to assist with plastic surgery.

And Scottsdale topped the list.

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