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Welcome to the Morning Buzz, a catch-up on interesting happenings around the city and country and a quick guide to what (and who) to keep your eyes on. We'll be here, first thing every weekday, to get you going. Here's what's buzzing this morning:

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In today's example of why you should really get a hair cut (add it to the annoying head twitches, the times you've been mistaken for baby pop icons, and unidentified objects that you've found behind your ear), comes advice from eye doctors in Australia.

According to research done by the Optometrists Association of Tasmania in Australia, the super cool sidebangs that block your your eye will likely result in amblyopia, the medical term for lazy eye.

It might have sounded like a good idea at the time; The whiskey-flavored and -scented lube is a totally great way to kick off the evening -- especially when you've already shot a few back and don't mind your romp in the sheets smelling like the dive bar down the street.

Patricia Krentcil and her daughter

While she denies allowing her daughter into the tanning bed, she does say her 5-year-old was in the room with her and had a sunburn the next day from playing outside. "It's like taking your daughter to go food shopping," Krentcil said. "There's tons of moms that bring their children in."

New Jersey state law prohibits children under the age of 14 from entering tanning booths and specifies that children between the ages of 14 and 17 must be accompanied by an adult. That said, skin like Krentcil's is just one of many reasons why anyone (and everyone) should spare themselves from the hotbox.

Here are (just) five more:

Air Aroma

This month, work by Greatest Hits is featured in Melbourne gallery West Space, including a small canister of fragrance the group created with Australia-based perfume company, Air Aroma.

According to the group, which includes artists Gavin Bell, Jarrah de Kuijer and Simon McGlinn, the fragrance replicates the distinct scent created when unwrapping a new Apple product.

Yum.