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Courting Disaster is Jackalope Ranch's weekly column of dating horror stories, observations, how-tos, and more by Katie Johnson. Names of ex-boyfriends, past hookups, and bad blind dates have been changed to protect the guilty.
Like any person riding the existential roller coaster that is their 20s, I bounce back and forth between thinking I know what I'm doing and realizing I don't know shit. Moments of blockbuster confidence are followed by moments of complete inadequacy in the fetal position.
This method of one step forward and two steps back has become my sad white girl dance approach to work, friendship, and, sometimes, my love life.
Just when think I've found someone (I refuse to say "the one" because, come on, that's bull), I find out something else. Maybe they're not over their ex, maybe they harbor wanted criminals in their basement, or maybe, just maybe, it's me.
Remember when I said I would never tarnish my credibility on Courting Disaster by revealing my flaws? Well, it's happening.
Let's start with flaw numero uno: flirting. More »