5 Things Women Secretly Hate About Men

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Courting Disaster is Jackalope Ranch's weekly column of dating horror stories, observations, how-tos, and more by Katie Johnson. Names of ex-boyfriends, past hookups, and bad blind dates have been changed to protect the guilty.

All right, guys. We set you up with the five things women secretly love about you. Now it's time to knock you down with the five things they really don't. If recent courtships have gone south and first dates have fizzled out, here a five things you might be doing that women secretly can't stand.

See also: 5 Things Women Secretly Love About Men

5. Gym selfies

Gentlemen of online dating and social media, quit it with the shirtless selfies. Whether you have a six pack or a keg, ladies do not want to stumble upon this photo of you in their online searches. Best case scenario: it makes you look superficial. Worst case scenario: it makes you look disillusion. Either way, you come out looking vain.

If you really want to show the ladies you have a strong work ethic, go do something that requires wearing a shirt, like having a job or doing community service that wasn't court mandated.

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Generally speaking, men who smell aren't bathing often enough, such as before sex.  The same holds true for women, if your man isn't up for going down on you enough it's probably because your vagina smells like an old sock that someone wrapped up a dead fish in.

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5 things Men Obviously had about idiots. 1) Assuming we care what you think. 2) thinking your better when you're not. 3) treating people like they owe you something. 4) trying to love someone else when you don't love yourself. 5) selfies for everything you do like its important when its meager worthless & a waste of time.

Ps. This writer sucks cause of her obviously limited perspective and lack of gettin laid!


What an idiot! She sounds like a dyke!


She obviously ain't gettin laid. This sounds like a bitter dyke perspective who thinks people care about how she feels or what she says when in reality she's an insecure idiot with no potential datability. Women like this are what's wrong with America shame on you bitter fool!

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