5 Things Men Secretly Hate About Women

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Let's face it, guys are willing to overlook a lot in lieu of getting laid. And the ones that aren't, well, you'll find them in the comments section below. That being said, nobody's perfect, and bad habits are a two-way street. So while you may harbor some secret hatred over idiosyncrasies of the opposite sex, chances are they feel the same. Here are five things you ladies may think men love when, in all seriousness, they don't.

See also: 5 Things Men Secretly Love About Women

5. When you wear too much makeup

The foundation of a good relationship doesn't lie in your actual foundation. I know it's exciting to get dolled up once and a while, but try to make sure you're still recognizable. While the right amount of makeup can enhance your natural beauty, the wrong amount can turn you into a drag queen who's almost unrecognizable the next morning. Guys don't know a lot about makeup but their pillowcase the next morning tells them if you're wearing a shit-ton.



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48 comments
boomer.sooner
boomer.sooner

There is a lot of truth in this light-hearted article. I missed the 'sexist' parts. You gals carping about the quality of writing ought to spring $ for a subscription to the "New Yorker" or anything that has new york in its title. Dressing men in pink or psychedelic plaids is rather emasculating IMO.

You big gals rant on.... With your wimpy dogs.

Keyah Pexa
Keyah Pexa

Wow. Absolutely pathetic, write articles people actually have an interest in, this is pahteic even for you New Times.

Jimmy Green
Jimmy Green

#5 is actually okay with me. As long as they stop talking.

Kae Diaz
Kae Diaz

Haven't you guys hit your quota for horribly sexist articles yet?

Jose V. Varela
Jose V. Varela

Some ladies can go overboard on #1, but, who really hates the other four?

Angie Rivera
Angie Rivera

Another piece of crap article written by Cosmopolitan reject Katie Johnson, who apparently watches too many rom-coms and dates Scottsdale club douchebags.

Kat Danger Crabtree
Kat Danger Crabtree

This article is dumb and sexist. You're better than this, New Times.

Arlene Bates
Arlene Bates

Women drinking too much is how most guys get laid...so don't complain!

saulbettercall
saulbettercall

Katie, can you write a real article instead of a stupid least for the lowest common denominator of readership? I could make these lists up while sitting on the toilet.

Rex Timothy
Rex Timothy

FBI I don't like women doing that on me

Rex Timothy
Rex Timothy

FBI I don't like women doing that on me

DeAnn Troen
DeAnn Troen

Too bad someone didn't proof this blog. 5, 4, 3, 2, 5.

Bill Agee
Bill Agee

Didn't hit any of the top five.

Rodney Alling
Rodney Alling

I haven't even read the story and feel smarter as a result. Idea: 5 things everyone openly hates about New Times

Rodney Alling
Rodney Alling

Fat chance. After their obsession with Miley Cyrus it became obvious to me tthat New Times was hiring teenagers to head the internet division. It's addtmpd getting worse by the story

magicmarker_pr
magicmarker_pr

Another piece of crap article written by Cosmopolitan reject Katie Johnson, who apparently watches too many rom-coms and dates Scottsdale club douchebags.

Pat Riot
Pat Riot

I hate that women write articles for "magazines" about how men feel or what men like. Shut the Fuck up. Write about what YOU know.

Jessica Jackson
Jessica Jackson

Soooo glad I can actually sleep at night now! I've gone my entire life, wondering, not how to be a better human being or respectable business woman, but what men secretly hated about me as a woman. I'm soooooooo glad I know now! All I need to do is look one way, shut up, and assume the weaker role. All this time it was right in front of me! Thank you so much new times! I will now abandon my happy relationship and successful career to seek out a burping Neanderthal that I can please whole heartedly. It's not like us lil ole women have expectations of our own or anything. FAIL

Gilbert Fifield
Gilbert Fifield

Really ... Just about Everything and Believe me they Will say the Same (((((:

Cin1
Cin1

I think that you meant "In the pursuit of getting laid."  "In lieu of" means "instead of" so the way that this line is currently written, it means that men are ignoring things that they secretly hate about women instead of having sex with them.

Joe Turner
Joe Turner

Constantly seeing everything I post or 'like' on Facebook; and then giving me shit about it... (Hey honey, in know you'll see this)

Chelsey Louise
Chelsey Louise

"Watch our sports and shutting up" just made me barf. It's so much fun categorizing human beings into rigid gender stereotypes!! Oh wait. No, it isn't.

Gretchen Parham
Gretchen Parham

No one cares. Seriously with the worst stories ever\U0001f44f

Peg Wolfe
Peg Wolfe

What a load of smoking crap. Shape up, New Times. Lose these idiotic lists, and go back to solid journalism. AZ is sorely lacking in it.

Rick Gonzales
Rick Gonzales

Just 5? How about when you volunteer us for crap. Or your love for being up in everyone else's business. Or not letting us watch our sports and shutting up. Or falling for all the sales scams because something says 25% off. Geez that's just a few off the top of my head. Give me 5 minutes and I can knock out 15 more easily.

james8394
james8394

I had a girlfriend in college that I really liked but she wore "Jungle Gardenia" and way too much of it. It was like a guy wearing "Canoe," just overpowering everything else. So you got that one right. I don't understand why people have such a negative reaction to you and your writing. 

burt
burt

I secretly hate women who think they know what men secretly hate.

alehound
alehound

5 Things Men "Secrely" Hate About Women

I "secrely" hate women who can't spell. 

 

UraHack
UraHack

"Let's face it, guys are willing to overlook a lot in lieu of getting laid. And the ones that aren't, well, you'll find them in the comments section below."

Sick burn, brah.

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