Goodbye, True Blood. You Sucked

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True Blood, HBO's supernatural orgy of ridiculousness, ends its seven-season run this summer. It's a sad day for fans, of course, but we'd like to think that somewhere supporters of Charlaine Harris (who penned The Southern Vampire Mysteries, or The Sookie Stackhouse Novel, which the show's based on), are feeling somewhat vindicated. For Harris' more pedantic fans, the show has been nothing but sacrilege, especially since the second season began.

You see, the first season of the show remained fairly true to the first book. There were differences, of course, because you really can't bring a book to life on the screen without making some sacrifices, but with the Southern Vampire Mysteries, we're not really talking about something as challenging as trying to bring, for example, a Don DeLillo (Great Jones Street, Ratner's Star, and White Noise) book to life. These books were written about as simply as one can write while still being pretty darn entertaining -- at least for the first seven. They can be read easily over the course of several hours, especially once you get used to Harris' style and storytelling pace.

Note: This post contains spoilers.

See also: 10 TV Shows That Should Be Canceled

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In season one of the TV show, we got to meet Sookie Stackhouse, a telepathic waitress at Merlotte's in fictional Bon Temps, Louisiana. We find out later on that Sookie is also part faerie, which explains some of her (borderline) super powers. Anna Paquin, who won on Oscar at age 11 for her supporting role in The Piano, was easy to root for in season one as the perky social outcast who decides to hook up with vampire Bill Compton (Paquin's real life hubby, Steven Moyer). All hell breaks loose, of course, and folks start (screwing and) dying right and left.

The main storyline followed the murders happening in Bon Temps, as it did in the first book (Dead Until Dark, 2001) but several characters were either created for TV or had their roles expanded on the show. Tara, for example, is merely a bit character in the first book and has very little presence at all until book three, and even that is only, again, a small part. The TV show needed another strong female character, so Tara (played by Rutina Wesley) was transformed into a major player as Sookie's best friend. The baby vamp, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) was not in the books at all, but I'm guessing HBO must have wanted another attractive young lady in the cast, so poof, let's make a vampire. Book purists be damned.

After a slow start, momentum picked up for the show, and quickly True Blood was on its way to being one of the more popular HBO series. It was bloody, it was sexy, and it had vampires and shape shifters and tits. It also had a fantastic opening sequence that was hard to take your eyes off of, at least until the 10th time or so that you saw it. It spawned a whole new genre of supernatural TV shows that have followed in its path, but as the seasons wore on, it started to become almost a parody of itself.


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Lindsey English Anderson
Lindsey English Anderson

Given up..can only take so much Vampire Porn.. When Alicide can't even keep my interest...well, you know the story has gotten stale. Sookie does Everyone is what it should be called.

endsongx23
endsongx23

Okay, this was enjoyable for the most part, but your criticism of Season 4 and Fiona Shaw is way off, as is your inclusion of Eric/Alexander Skarsgaard as an actor/character with little growth, as he always commits himself 100% to anything having to do with eric, no matter how insane. Also, the fact that you combined the mid-episode Eric cliffhanger and TOTALLY neglected to mention the SIX MONTH time jump, well of course people would be confused. Not that including the time jump part would make it any less confusing, you just didn't touch on any of the truly great bits: Sam being mayor, Bill a best selling author, the ridiculous human/vampire feeding plan to prevent Hep V, and Sookie & Alcide.


So yes. Re-edit yourself, you were so comprehensive and then just got lazy

Jackalope Ranch
Jackalope Ranch

Oof, the Weeds nosedive was one for the books. Did you watch the whole thing?

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

Watching this show's nosedive has been equal to or worse than 'Weeds' nosedive. Just painful to watch and wondering if the writers will pull their heads out of their collective backsides or just put the show out of its misery.

Adam Mistretta
Adam Mistretta

Great show till last season. I hope they finish with a great ending.

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