10 Love Lessons Learned from Game of Thrones

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Courting Disaster is Jackalope Ranch's weekly column of dating horror stories, observations, how-tos, and more by Katie Johnson. Names of ex-boyfriends, past hookups, and bad blind dates have been changed to protect the guilty.

When it comes to finding and keeping love, does anyone know what they're doing? Not really. So why not take a few tips from movies, television, and books? In honor of the season four finale, which HBO airs Sunday, June 15, here are 10 tested love lessons we've learned from Game of Thrones.

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Note: This post contains spoilers.

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10. Size doesn't exactly matter.

Just ask Tyrion Lannister and any one of his numerous women. Or maybe check back with Oberyn Martell as soon as he's done defeating The Mountain. Oh, wait.


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9. Some people are just naturally gifted.

Doesn't how many people you've bedded. The fact remains that some lucky folks are just naturals, like John Snow going down on Ygritte in a cave or Podrick Payne getting his prostitutes free of charge. Lucky bastards.



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