What Do Arizonans Google Most? The Answers Will Probably Surprise (or Disgust) You

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Yes, but how did the baby get in there?
Okay, Arizonans, the jig is up. We've been looking at the history of your Internet searches, and the results are good blend of surprising, disappointing, and downright embarrassing. To thank, we have the national real estate site Estately, which compiled a list of the most searched for terms on the Internet in each state.

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To find out where residents' priorities lay in each state, Estately ran hundreds of search inquiries through Google Trends, ultimately putting together a map that defined each state by its number one search term.

Taking the lead for most-searched for term in Arizona was "conjugal visits," followed by "hippies," "scorpion stings," and sadly, "how are babies made." While you could spend a fair amount time reading into what these searches say about our state's sex education programs and prison systems, Estately decided to go ahead make their own analysis:

"Things you'd overhear on an Arizona hippie commune: 'I have to reschedule my conjugal visit because have to see a doctor about this scorpion sting."

Not surprisingly this analysis came from the same people who brought you the list of states most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse and cities with the largest number of douchebags.

For a detailed look at each state's search history, visit the Estately blog.

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Cris Cross
Cris Cross

Probably how to eat shit. Cuz so many people like to do that.

Steve Kalan
Steve Kalan

New York and New Jersey high maintenance women is #1

Bernie Darcy
Bernie Darcy

Considering a move to Colorado after looking at that map :)

Larry Wanger
Larry Wanger

Another journalistic masterpiece brought to you by the New Times!

Richard Woods
Richard Woods

Go read the full lists if you haven't already..... I couldn't stop laughing...

Mishka Dennis
Mishka Dennis

Arizonans voted in Meacham & Symington ... why are you surprised by anything?

Meli Blue
Meli Blue

Hollie how r babies made lol

Johnny Rychlicki III
Johnny Rychlicki III

Cool, I'm in Austin at the moment which shames Tempe & Phoenix in many ways.

Mikey Lee
Mikey Lee

They Google "Why does the New Times suck so bad?"

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

I realize now that this isn't really presented as a list of what Arizona googles most (except in the incorrect New Times headline).

If you read the details, you see that they took a list of interesting-sounding search terms and then determined which of the states googled for each of those terms more than any other state.


So no matter how outrageous the term, there was bound to be one state that googled it more than any other.


That's also why there are multiple terms listed as the ones that Arizona searched more than any other.  They're not our most common searches, they're those terms that we searched for more than any other state did.


Carole Magary
Carole Magary

Lol! This is really funny. Phoenix is a hotbed of meth addicts, low life ex cons!!! Helicopters every fricken night in central phoenix. Shut down the bed bug section 8 housing! Conjecal visits!!!! #1 !

Colin Anderson
Colin Anderson

Delaware... Must not have an entire junior high school class on your history like Texas

Jessica Kephart
Jessica Kephart

Hahaha Missouri - Family Circus and omg Texas... LOL

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

The map is good for a few laughs, and is probably great publicity for Estately's web site, but it shouldn't be taken seriously as "research".  I suspect that they spent more time thinking of funny stereotypes than actually pouring through Google Trends.


Madalyn Nault
Madalyn Nault

I am proud to say I haven't googled any of those things but I'm ashamed to say I've googled worse..

Craig Alviggi
Craig Alviggi

Can't be any more embarrassing than our government.

TopKnot
TopKnot

That's it I'm really moving to New Orleans.  If they google Golden Girls the most then that's where I need to be.   :) 

Rob Johnson
Rob Johnson

"How do I drive on the right side of the freeway?"

Dawn Kania
Dawn Kania

That entire map is nothing more than the BS of someone with too much time on their hands with stereotypes stuck in their head looking to escape - nothing more.

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