5 Most Ridiculous Craigslist Missed Connections in Metro Phoenix in March

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And the pièce de résistance...

Looking for a big booty introvert with manageable problems

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This is easily one of the best Missed Connections we've ever seen. The title alone has so much going for it, and you can't help but wonder, "Yeah, guy, who isn't?" But as you read further in the post you find out that he spent a year in prison, enjoys to "catch a buzz sometimes," and finds it necessary to mention that his schvantz isn't small. Worst of all, he says, "Also if you've been with a black guy im automatically not interested." Um, what?

"Put your fav. COLOR in the subject line so I know your real."

We're gonna have to go with black.

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