5 Most Ridiculous Craigslist Missed Connections in Metro Phoenix in March

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Do Not Enter - Dragons Only

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Oh girl, we love fantasy as much as the next person, but your admission to photographing this poor dragon lover and then looking at the picture "every few minutes" is 20 times creepier than it would ever be flattering. At least she didn't post the picture. Stick to common interests, ditch the voyeurism, and then . . . maybe. ICYMI: "Resembles: Rosie O'Donnell."

Looking for people from my past.

This is a pretty common approach on Missed Connections -- casting a wide net of pretty much anyone who will bite. Nothing is less flattering than being one of many women, and having the guy you hooked up with broadcast that he's willing to give it/you/them another go. Plus, the whole thing feels like a XXX version of Memento -- did you get amnesia? Are you trying to piece together your past with sexual experiences? "Lol. My name is Drew." And drop the mic.

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