50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bitch
40. When the basic bitch gets drunk, she becomes a woo girl.
39. When Paul Walker died, she was devastated, guys. Her Facebook status said so: "RIP Paul Walker :(."
38. She watches wedding proposal videos on YouTube. Flash-mobs, Jumbo-trons, a proposal inspired by the show Glee -- she's all over it, folks.
37. Her celebrity crush is a three-way tie between Ashton Kutcher, Tom Brady, and Channing Tatum.
36. When referring to female celebrities that she find attractive, she uses the term "girl crush."