50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bitch
45. Her entire underwear collection comes from Victoria's Secret and Victoria's Secret PINK.
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44. All her underwear comes in ridiculous colors.
43. She scrapbooks. And keeps almost everything: sorority shirts, tickets from your first concert together, a $2 teddy bear you won her at the state fair, everything.
42. She loves Zumba.
41. She thinks she can speak Spanish. But it's really just embarrassing.