50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bitch
5. She could recommend a good self-tanner or five.
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4. She loves brunch. Oh, my God, she like lives for brunch.
3. For Halloween, she always dresses as a sexy ____.
2. She's not entirely sure who Nelson Mandela is. Or whether he's still alive.
1. She basically wants to be Kate Middleton.