The 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

Evie Carpenter

"What are you drinking?"

Use caution with this one, guys. If I'm holding a beer with the label clearly displayed, you and I both know that's a stupid question. Same goes for "What are you reading?"

Ask a girl a question like this and she might be responding, "What were you thinking?"

"So, Hitler. . . Crazy dude, right?"

Just leave. Now.

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like. . ."

Again, be careful here. While most girls might like to be told they look like Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, or Scarlett Johansson, very few want to be told they look like Kathy Bates, Hilary Swank, or Kimmy from Full House.


Contrary to what Daniel Tosh might tell you, women don't like to be ranked. Especially when it's in the form of a sign being held out of a car window, while she's exercising.

I might have been a little hurt that I didn't get a 10 had I not been so busy wondering about the signs. Did they already have their signs made up? Was this a regular occurrence? Or did he see a girl out and about then yell to his passengers, "Get me a pen and paper, STAT!"

Has any decent relationship evolved out of a cat call -- specifically, out of a car window?

I didn't think so.

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