The 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever
"Maybe your eye is lazy because it's tired of keeping up with the rest of your beauty."
I'll give you props for creativity on that one, sir.
However, negative a thousand props for pointing out my lazy eye.
"Meow you doin'?"
This was sent via OkCupid, from a man with a username "MrCatUniverse."
(Insert pussy joke here.)