Arizona Is Full of Douchebags, According to Estately

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When it comes to picking a place to party, a lot of things need to be factored in: the venue, the driving, and of course, the potential number of douchebags you're going to encounter

While douchebaggery isn't that hard to spot -- what with the man jewelry, tight shirts, and Jäger bombs -- real estate blog Estately has set out keep the d-bag experience to a near minimum, by putting together a list of top douchiest cities in America.

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To create this highly necessary list, Estately looked at the 100 most populated cities and ranked them according to the number of residents with Facebook interests it considered to be douchey. These interests included: Nickleback, Monster Energy, Axe Body Spray, Ed Hardy, Vin Diesel, Chris Brown, Tosh.O, Mixed Martial Arts, Bluetooth, and Dane Cook.

Sadly, Arizona made multiple appearances on this list starting with Glendale. The West Valley city was ranked sixth followed by Tucson at 11th, Chandler at 21st, Mesa at 25th, Gilbert at 30th, Phoenix at 40th, and Scottsdale at 87th.

Admittedly, it wasn't Scottsdale's appearance on this list that surprised us but rather the fact that it was ranked last.

Then again, much like sexually transmitted infections, douchebaggery comes in many different forms and afflictions (including Affliction). So we imagine that had Estately compiled another list of cities, this time using douchey interests that are relevant to say, 2014 (Nickleback, really?), we imagine certain cities would reclaim their much-deserved title.

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Jukes
Jukes

I'm surprised Realtors would put Bluetooth on their list of douchey things.  Realtors are more into Bluetooth than anyone on earth. 

Linda Gibson
Linda Gibson

Well Arizona was great until the Europeans moved into the neighborhood! HAH!

Eve Elsker
Eve Elsker

YES SIR! AGREE. For some strange reason Arizona is a breeding ground for douche bags. Thanks for sharing!

Ritsuko T Lazarus
Ritsuko T Lazarus

I totally agree!! I will avoid going to AZ and not spending my money there!!! They don't deserve my money!!!

Danny King
Danny King

having a real estate blog is pretty much the definition of douchebag.

David Chavez
David Chavez

Full of Fuckin Wannabe's... Land of crackers with no money... Credit card millionares = Arizona

Marco Cruz
Marco Cruz

AZ wouldnt be so bad if people quit living and acting like they are still in mexico.

Marshall Wilmot
Marshall Wilmot

Agree! Just look at Facebook comments if you don't believe me.

John Cady
John Cady

AZ natives are good people, unfortunately there are a lot of people from outside who live here, they can definitely be douchey. But the very idea that anywhere in the world could have more douchebags than Los Angeles is just laughable.

Maria Dube
Maria Dube

Az didn't used to be until all the d-bags from the Midwest and the Cali folk who hate az but won't leave! That's what puts this state a place on the douche map. That and sheriff Joe and jan brewer.

Brenda Jones
Brenda Jones

The list seems a bit backwards, but could be that all the tool bags and douche cakes flock to Scottsdale... I grew up here and this state has gone to shit, people are inconsiderate bums no one even says "hi" anymore or even bothers to look eachother in the eye. Not even knowing your neighbors seems to be the norm now.

John Pena
John Pena

Scottsdale+ASU who cant agree

Jack Frost
Jack Frost

AZ is full of douche bag politicians.

Rose Mitchem
Rose Mitchem

Yeah, all the other states douche bags! They all move HERE!

Robin Renee Franze
Robin Renee Franze

Disagree. Douchebags Everywhere. The key is keeping them out of your life

King Phoenix
King Phoenix

F*** you guys! Arizona is not a douche. California has them all.

P Joseph Rooney
P Joseph Rooney

There are some jerks like in any metropolitan area. Luckily there are enough awesome people around, I dont have time to worry about jerks. #BlessYourHeart

UraHack
UraHack

" These interests included: Nickleback, Monster Energy, Axe Body Spray, Ed Hardy, Vin Diesel, Chris Brown, Tosh.O, Mixed Martial Arts, Bluetooth, and Dane Cook."

This sounds like one of the most scientifically valid studies of all time.

Anthony Quiroz
Anthony Quiroz

The Phx area for sure especially Scottsdale and in Tempe with all the sun devil fans but Tucson flagstaff? and Prescott have some pretty chill people so idk about Arizona being Douchy

UraHack
UraHack

Author has an issue with men. Maybe it's you, not them, cupcake.

David Howard
David Howard

Most of Glendale is Barrios now! Get a clue!!!!!!

David Howard
David Howard

Come to AZ and live with all the Cartel members. AZ sucks because it's Now full of people from other places and most AZ natives leave.....

Michael Gianni Giannantonio
Michael Gianni Giannantonio

Disrespectful & rude people...it's sad. It didn't used to be that way either. I USED to love living in AZ, now it completely sucks!

Lou Peña
Lou Peña

Scottsdale ranked last? That's complete bull!

Taryn Michelle Rogers
Taryn Michelle Rogers

Go live in Southern Orange County. Laguna Beach area to be exact then do your study on douchebags. Makes Scottsdale and surrounding cities look very friendly.

Francisco Garcia Jr.
Francisco Garcia Jr.

Who's really from Arizona? Everyone is a transplant here and seems people from the Midwest are the ones that make this state a horrible one

Sabrina Kaotik
Sabrina Kaotik

I am surprised Glendale was #6 and Scottsdale is # 87th .. wtf?! Lol

Derek Rice
Derek Rice

The world is full of douchebags, not just us!!

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Nah I disagree..... The New Times, Yes, most of you are DOUCHE BAGS!!! But compared to California & NYCity and Douchebags per capita, AZ is a FUCKING PARADISE!!!! NOW GTFO!!!! LMFAO!!!

Michael Swann
Michael Swann

stay out of scottsdale, tempe, amd mesa, and you will be fine. wonder if we coupd sell them back to mexico lol

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

You will avoid not spending your money here?  Thanks.  We've got enough illiterates.


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