The 7 Creepiest Nutcrackers on Etsy

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Nutcrackers: Cute for Christmas or totally creepy? When it comes to these seven, the answer is definitely just creepy.
Way back when, nutcrackers actually served a purpose besides being quite possibly the creepiest of all holiday decorations. And as such you can bet there's a heated debate between those who see them as a Christmas decorating staple and those whose dreams are haunted by wooden dolls with massive crunching teeth. You can guess which side of the fence we fall on -- and in case you're still on the fence, here are seven examples of why nutcrackers are the creepiest of all Christmas traditions.

See also: 11 Must-See Holiday Light Displays in Metro Phoenix

7. Skullcracker

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PreciousMutations on Etsy
5" Skullcracker Nutcrackers! ($14.49)
Because nothing says, "holiday cheer," like a blood-soaked skeleton hanging from the Christmas tree. We know zombies are trendy and all but it doesn't make this 'cracker any less creepy.

6. Seraphina The Victorian Nutcracker

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TatsGramsDelights on Etsy
Seraphina The Victorian Nutcracker Handcrafted by Brenda ($25)
Though this nutcracker is one of the more affordable on this list, we're not sure we'd want to have Seraphina grinning at us from the mantel. Plus she reminds us a little too much of Dolores Umbridge.



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corey919
corey919

Thanks for including my Seraphina, she was supposed to be a sinister type of nutcracker , no one else got it but you !

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