10 Best Sex Scenes of 2013 (NSFW)

orange-black-shower.jpg
Netflix
This past year was a hot one. When it came to drawing the lines between cinema, erotica, and straight-up pornography, 2013 taught us that in the end that it's really just one big clusterfuck -- no pun intended.

From movies to television and the big screen to privacy of your own laptop, here are the 10 best sex scenes of the year.

See also: The 10 Best TV Shows of 2013

When Piper shared her love of showers in Orange Is the New Black

While this Netflix series generously doled out the girl-on-girl action, our favorite scene happened in the very first episode. Showering in a prison, by yourself, wearing maxi-pad sandals, is a far cry from the making out with a wet and sudsy ex-lover.

When "danger whore" had sex with Warlow on True Blood

Sookie Stackhouse, a.k.a "danger whore," claims another victim -- this time, on a grave, in another realm, and with a fairy. So naturally, light shoots out of their crotches because that's totally what happens when fairies get it on.

My Voice Nation Help
25 comments
Alex Johns
Alex Johns

This was a nice article. FOUR MONTHS AGO!!!!!

Chad Austin
Chad Austin

Maybe when your 8yrs old it never gets old

Mike Woodling
Mike Woodling

Actually it gets very old when you repost shit over and over. Two words: Fuck off.

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

How many times now have you guys posted this article? Must be a slow news day...

Dacia Murphy
Dacia Murphy

I'm about done with this page. Your posts suck!!!

Salah Azam
Salah Azam

Love the most beautiful meaning of life, I hope the heart of any romantic shared by these meanings in these days of silent

ItsBoringNow
ItsBoringNow

Can't even have a 'best of' list without forcing in faggotry to appease the low-information voters.  Too obvious...

Raymond Tucker
Raymond Tucker

Kristen Bell should get an honorable mention for Lifeguard

rob035
rob035

Most of the videos are taken down.

UPcash
UPcash

I think Rob Ford deserved a spot in this list. 

Bob Pineo
Bob Pineo

Thank you for getting the blood moving this early in the morning....

timebandit
timebandit

@ItsBoringNow Good one! Wait, no. Your comment makes no sense what-so-ever. Who's voting? What's this "faggotry"?! I'll assssume you knew that wasn't a word and let it be. 


But really, don't worry, your opinion MATTERS. haha

Now Trending

Phoenix Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

Health & Beauty

Loading...