Here Comes Honey Boo Boo "Watch 'n' Sniff" Cards: Here's Five Guesses at What You'll Smell
5. The Department Store
Or as the rest of humanity calls it "the dump," which the Thompson's memorably visited last season in order to go shopping. Given the fragrant nature of most landfills, we're expecting to catch a whiff of such things during the first two episodes.
4. Bad Breath
Hygenie isn't exactly of supreme importance in this family. For proof, look no further than wretched pie-holes of Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson (a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo's dad and Mama June's "shackin' up mate"). Alana's sis Jessica "Chubbs" Shannon also stated last season that she only scrubs her teeth for "special occasions." Think of it as an opportunity to play the home version of "Guess Who's Breath?"
3. Go Go Juice
The drink of choice in the Thompson household is this combination of Red Bull and Mountain Dew, first made famous when Alana and Mama June were appearing on Toddlers & Tiaras, the show that begat Honey Boo Boo. Like the taste of the mixture, it boasts an unmistakable and sickly sweet aroma (believe us, we've smelled it) and it's certain the smell will also keep you wired for hours.