50 Shades of Grey: Seven Actors We Don't Want to See Play Christian in the Movie
Flickr/Creative Commons Ryan Gosling
There have been plenty of rumors that Gosling might play Christian (and one April Fool's joke confirming that fact) but if we think about it, do we really want to ruin Mr. Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling, for ourselves by letting him be the face of one of the most deranged romances to hit the silver screen? No, I don't think we do.
Wikimedia Commons Shia LaBeouf
We'll give it to Shia -- he's come a long way since his Even Stevens days. He was full-on hot in Transformers and pretty manly in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. But there's something about his face that we can't quite put our finger on, something that constantly reminds us that underneath it all, he's still just a nice guy. We just couldn't buy LaBeouf as a sexually intense business tycoon with a roomful of sex toys and a penchant for tying up chicks.