The Five Hottest FILFs
Father's Day is Sunday, and because we at Jackalope Ranch can think of nothing sexier than a man willing to change a diaper, see the Wiggles, and sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," we've compiled a list of our five favorite FILFs; fathers we'd like to... y'know.
The Rocker: Josh Homme
Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme has all the makings of a rocker FILF: sexy serenading vocals, multi-instrumental skills, and of course kids, Camille and Orrin (bonus points for giving his offspring names that are hip without being totally hipster).
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But his wife, Brody Dalle, former frontwoman of The Distillers and now Spinnerette, is enough reason for any woman to think twice about pursuing any adulterous endeavors. Seriously, she'll cut a bitch.
The Comedian: Jon Stewart
So what if he's the same height as you (or shorter). At 5 feet 6 inches tall this political satirist, actor, writer and producer has enough charisma to win over any woman with a decent funny bone. Alas, this wise guy is already taken by wife Tracey Lynn McShane with whom he has two kids, Nathan and Maggie.