We're Doomed: The First "Human-Like" Sex Doll's Virginity Is up for Auction -- Bid Currently Over $100,000 (NSFW)

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Because nothing says "Let's celebrate International Women's Day" like a bidding war over a sex doll, we bring you Valentina.

Valentina is the brain child of Sexônico, an online sex shop, and is the first sex doll to have "human-skin," plus "fleshy lips, full breasts, and a body that inspires envy in all women," according to Sexônico's website.

Think that's creepy? Just wait for what the highest bidder is in for . . .

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http://www.bonecas.sexonico.com.br/bonecas/valentina/
Valentina has never been, uh, used before, and to celebrate her invention, Sexônico announced before the first international convention of inflatable dolls (seriously) that her deflowering would be given to the highest bidder, in addition to a night of romance.

According to Sexônico, the winner takes home (as printed on the website):

- Night Suite "Presidential" in Motel Swing in the city of São Paulo;

- Special dinner by candlelight, with French Champagne included;

- Aromatic bath with rose petals;

- Flights and transfers (if you do not live in São Paulo).

- Special Lingeries (this is her gift!)

- A digital camera to shoot and then you can show it to your friends

Because the only thing creepier than having dinner, bathing, and popping the cherry on a sex doll is capturing it all on digital film for (please, God, no one else) to watch later.

The bidding closes on March 31, and as of press time, the highest bid is $105,100.

Ladies, it's been real.

(check out more NSFW pictures after the jump) ...


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phucu420
phucu420

hey she looks smart enough to be on "police women of maricopa county"

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee topcommenter

My prediction is that Tom Horne will buy "her" and give her a job at the AG's office...

Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

That article will give me nightmares for many days.

Emily Alvarez
Emily Alvarez

"a body that inspires envy in all woman." walking, dancing, living...yes all of that is nothing compared to being an inatimate sexualized object designed in an alternate reality by a corporation of perverts

Eric W. N. Mulenfeld
Eric W. N. Mulenfeld

100,000 will buy you alot more than one night in sao paulo! also im good till it can at least cook clean and feed my dog.

Ian Calder Drummond
Ian Calder Drummond

She looks more real than an Arizona girl. BAM! Take that fake Arizona girls .

teknik
teknik

is it motorized?

Chris Stuckey
Chris Stuckey

Can't you just buy one for 10k!?

teknik
teknik

@Chris Stuckey only refurbished ones go for 19k, this one's still a virgin. 

Flyer9753
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Finally a Girlfriend for JoeArpaioFan!!! 

Hey JAFfy, no more rosy palm and her 5 sisters, although this is not far from that. At least you will be able to say honestly that your hand is no longer your only girlfriend, ever.

Ricky Hollywood
Ricky Hollywood

Can I donate it to Joe Arpaio ? I think he needs it. Oh oops. $2 was my limit

Jackalope Ranch
Jackalope Ranch

Over $100,000, that is. Facebook likes to cut headlines short, and $1 isn't going to get you anywhere with this doll ...

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