Laurie Notaro's Seven Reasons Why Phoenix is Better than Portland
4. Phoenix is cooler because you can still afford to buy a house there.
3. Phoenix is cooler because if you pick five people out of a crowd, they won't have five different food allergies or dietary restrictions.
1. Phoenix is better because in the 30 years I lived there, I have never once seen a man duck behind a food truck with a young boy for a prostitute session.
Stay tuned for new adventures with Laurie Notaro, and catch up on a few classics in any of her books including The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life,It Looked Different on the Model, I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies), There's a Slight Chance I Might Be Going to Hell, and An Idiot Girl's Christmas at Changing Hands, on Amazon, or through her website.