The 13 Best One-Liners of William Shatner

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Joan Marcus
William Shatner performing his one-man show Shatner's World.

6. Close Encounters
"You really don't know what loving is, until you've gotten it from some chick wearing green body paint and plastic antennas!"

5. Set Phasers on Funny
"The line between making a total ass of yourself and being fundamentally funny is very narrow."

4. Don't Stop Believing
"I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version."

3. Getting Down on Camera
"I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself."

2. Kirk Versus Picard
"The advantage of being taller and then making love to a bald man is the pleasure in being able to see my self reflected off his head."

1. Rocket Man
"Do you know who I am? I'm William Tiberius Shatner! Damn right! I've saved the universe hundreds of times. I've created characters that will stand the test of time. I've been to space...the final frontier."

William Shatner will perform his one-man show Shatner's World at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday, January 20, at Mesa Arts Center. General admission is $45.

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Mesa Arts Center

1 E. Main St., Mesa, AZ

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mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Shatner made one of the cheesiest sci-fi movies ever in Bisbee - Groom Lake. Not quite Ed Wood quality, but close. It was so bad it went direct to video. The story is that he was originally going to film it in Douglas, but stopped at the Bisbee Food Co-op in Lowell to take a leak, liked what he saw and changed the location. My wife and I attended the world premiere of Groom lake at the Gadsden Hotel in Douglas. Five bucks got a good seat and a bowl of popcorn in front of a wide-screen TV. The great Shatner did not attend.. 

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