An Ode to Liz Lemon: The 30 Greatest Lines from 30 Rock

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10. "Prenatal vitamins. Yeah, I know what 'prenatal' means. 'Pre-', before; '-natal', ruined. " - Dennis Duffy

9. "As we all know, the decadent Western journalist-spy Laura Ling left us because she can't party as hard as we can. I know, right? But now, another American reporter has come to North Korea because it's awesome and we have enough food. Her name is Avery Jessup and, like me, her hair is blonde." - Kim Jong-Il

8. "No. I would never do that to you! Get you drunk on salmon? Or any fish!" - Floyd DeBarber

7. "That word bums me out unless it's between meat and pizza." - Liz referring to the word "lovers"

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Ultimate adversaries Devon Banks and Jack
6. "If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing." - Devon Banks

5. "Last time I taught I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society, by which I mean I got fired." - Pete Hornberger

4. "I don't drink coffee, sir, I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature." - Kenneth Parcell

3. "I want to go to there." - Liz

2. "Who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad?" - Bucky Bright

1. "Here's some advice I wish I would've got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." - Tracy

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Phyllistine
Phyllistine

Elisa: How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!

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