An Ode to Liz Lemon: The 30 Greatest Lines from 30 Rock

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Jack and Elisa (Salma Hayek) at church before he confesses to a priest about his Dick Cheney secret.
20. "I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. It feels good to say that out loud actually." - Jack

19. "Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi." - Liz

18. "I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden." - Tracy

17. "Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way." - Colleen Donaghy

16. "I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now." - Jenna

15. "Oh, I forgot to warn you about my dog, Tracy Sr. I trained him to hate white people. Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white." - Tracy

14. "Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?" - Jack

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The venerable(ish) Dr. Spaceman
13. "When is modern science going to find the cure for a woman's mouth?" - Dr. Spaceman

12. "Mother, there are terrorist cells more nurturing than you are." - Jack

11. "This racket is a fart!" - Dr. Drew Baird

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Elisa: How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!

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