An Ode to Liz Lemon: The 30 Greatest Lines from 30 Rock
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| Jack and Elisa (Salma Hayek) at church before he confesses to a priest about his Dick Cheney secret. |
19. "Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi." - Liz
18. "I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden." - Tracy
17. "Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way." - Colleen Donaghy
16. "I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now." - Jenna
15. "Oh, I forgot to warn you about my dog, Tracy Sr. I trained him to hate white people. Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white." - Tracy
14. "Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?" - Jack
13. "When is modern science going to find the cure for a woman's mouth?" - Dr. Spaceman
Courtesy of NBC The venerable(ish) Dr. Spaceman
12. "Mother, there are terrorist cells more nurturing than you are." - Jack
11. "This racket is a fart!" - Dr. Drew Baird
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