Three Gifts That Won't Be in My Kids' Christmas Stockings

Black Ops screen shot
1. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

When I was about twenty-four, my roommate brought home a Sega system. The two of us proceeded to play that damn thing into the night... night after night. One morning a few sega-weeks later, I was standing there working in the record store, and I found myself singing the theme song for Sonic the Hedgehog.

It was at that moment I disavowed video games.

So when I met a girl who didn't like the damn things either, our kids were doomed.

Why? Because neither of us feel the need to buy a video game system for the kids. Some may call it uptight, but I call it counterculture. We let 'em play games on the computer and their iPad, but only for a limited time window per day. My oldest boy is a Freshman in High School, and it's been this way his entire life.

And guess what... he's just fine. He loves all things electronic, but in the meantime he has read more books than most adults I know.

So it's not really the specific game Black Ops 2 that's off our list (although I could make the same argument that early "war simulation" is less necessary than for a kid than breast-feeding simulation), it's the whole industry.

Anyway, that's how it will be in Wileysworld this Shopping Season. Our kids shall remain Furby-less mini-gamers with a limited knowledge of breast-feeding.

But don't worry, their lists are still ridiculously long. They'll make out OK.

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