How to Make a Jan Brewer Halloween Mask in Less Than Five Minutes (VIDEO)

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Courtesy of Seattle-based blogger, musician and humorist Marianne Spellman comes an instructional on a very Halloween-friendly character: The 22nd and current Governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer.

Check out how you can make a spot-on, sadly realistic Jan Brewer Halloween (or any day of the year) mask after the jump ...

See also:
- Jan Brewer to Pen a Memoir ... A Suggested Table of Contents
- Jan Brewer's Writing a Book -- and a Sarah-Palin-Sympathizing Ghost Writer's Helping Her Do it
- Best Reader Caption For Photo of Jan Brewer Humiliating Arizona?


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phxculture
phxculture

@jose602 New record!

jose602
jose602

@phxculture Everyone agrees that Jan Brewer has a crumply face! Yay! (The makeup makes it look extra real.)

jose602
jose602

@phxculture I tweeted my version right before clicking the link, thinking it was gonna involve pouring wax into a mold or something!

wtf...
wtf... like.author.displayName 1 Like

Nice but you forgot the bottle of whiskey on one hand

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

Anybody coming to my door wearing a Jan Brewer Halloween mask will end up in the hospital with a concussion.

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mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @JoeArpaioFan You sure are good at talking your shit with a keyboard. When are you coming down to the border where you can show us how tough you really are???? I'll give you a nighttime tour of Gold Gulch, where you can demonstrate to the Border Patrol and the narcos what a bad ass you really are. It's so gratifying to know that there is someone ready to step up to take J.T. Ready's place. How good are you at killing unarmed adults and little kids?

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

ROFL!!! Classic!

 

Somehow I knew a paper bag would be involved somehow

 

It's fitting for Jan, the only problem is the bag will be on your head instead of holding a gin bottle

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Flyer9753 great one. beer or gin. making a sea hag out of a paper bag

1freyo
1freyo

wait... and no mention of your inspiration? baghead? hello? @mariannesp @Mochinist Look! THAT ME!

litdreamer
litdreamer

@mariannesp @phxculture Well, if I get stuck, now I know what to go as for Halloween parties. :-)

mariannesp
mariannesp

@litdreamer It worked pretty well, huh? :D

litdreamer
litdreamer

@mariannesp The resemblance is scary, though I think the original is still scarier.

mariannesp
mariannesp

@litdreamer even I was surprised how close it looked when I got the wig on!

phxculture
phxculture

@mariannesp Thank you! We all had a pretty good laugh. :)

mariannesp
mariannesp

@phxculture Hurray! My civic duty is complete! :)

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