We're Doomed: Love Psychic Claims Butthole Tattoos Are the Next "Big Thing" (NSFW)

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A few of our ink-loving friends at sister paper New Times Broward-Palm Beach checked out the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo over the weekend and discovered an interesting trend -- butthole tattoos.

The subject of their video -- totally NSFW and after the jump -- is a 22-year-old who chose to feature her boyfriend(s) name(s) and says the experience feels "really, really good."

The Broward team also ran into famous love psychic Jill Dahne, who's confident the inked chocolate starfish is "the next big thing."

While styling and size will predictably vary on personal taste (or lack thereof), other butthole tattoos have already surfaced including a special message for a significant other -- complete with piercing -- and a shark-themed butthole tattoo that's likely to top the charts of any Shark Week-themed celebration.

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matttheschmidt
matttheschmidt

@pdxschroeder @JonnyPockets Oh dear lord. I refuse to watch that video. I'm okay with not getting in on *all* the trends.

pdxschroeder
pdxschroeder

@matttheschmidt haha, don't worry, it doesn't show anything, it's just interviewing her and other people about it

matttheschmidt
matttheschmidt

@pdxschroeder Oh okay. Well it said nsfw so I didn't even want to try. Regardless, I'll abstain from that tat.

matttheschmidt
matttheschmidt

@pdxschroeder Ya I like it. I know it's a little cliché but whatever. Already think I know what I want for #2 - Rebel Alliance logo/emblem

pdxschroeder
pdxschroeder

@matttheschmidt fair enough...saw you got an Oregon outline in green though, an excellent choice for yer first tat #welcometotheclub

tom10545az
tom10545az

ok, since we seem to be doing a game of one-upmanship, how about a tatoo on the head of a penis..can i say penis here? oh, well i did anyway..how about a tiny little gumby tatoo on a penis and the mouth is situated right over the "hole"...maybe i should check with my wife first....sounds kinda spooky...or inspired..depending i guess on "how you look at it"

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