New Yorker Says She's Moving to Arizona Because, in Arizona, She's Pregnant

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You know you live in a great state when the temperature hits 100, New Yorkers are making plans to move in, and every woman is potentially pregnant.
 

According to the Women's Health and Safety Act, signed in April by Governor Jan Brewer, gestational age is "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman." In essence, the beginning of a pregnancy could potentially occur up to two weeks before conception.

And Taylor Ferrara, a New York City-based songwriter and Arizona hopeful, couldn't be more excited. 


In her explanation/song, Ferrara explains how excited she is to move to Arizona because, in Arizona, she's pregnant. 

This, of course, means she gets to eat whatever she wants, people will treat her like every other pregnant woman -- by opening doors and smiling, of course -- and if/when she's tired of being "pregnant," she says she'll just get an abortion. 

And by abortion, she says, she means she'll just move back to New York.

Once in effect (90 days since it was signed on April 12), the law will prohibit abortion after about 18 weeks "except in cases when the life or health of the mother is at risk," and will require a woman to have an ultrasound before she gets an abortion.

Add it Brewer's long list of signatures that have landed Arizona a spot in the bright, taunting national spotlight. On the way to her desk is HB 2625, which exempts employers from providing contraception in their healthcare coverage, and legislation that would defund Planned Parenthood by barring any non-abortion related public funding to the women's health clinic.

Oh, boy (or girl).

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21 comments
Bored Reader
Bored Reader

After listening to her stupid song, I think I hate her more than I did when I just read the initial write-up..

IndeTruth
IndeTruth

Gee…. No misogyny here…. 

Stacey Wacknov
Stacey Wacknov

So tired of this argument. ALL PREGNANCIES ARE CALCULATED FROM THE FIRST DAY OF THE LAST MENSTRUAL PERIOD. Hence, the 40 week calendar. This is an established medical guideline, not -- for once -- Jan Brewer's craziness.

Be angry about the bill, about violation of women's rights, etc. But not being aware of How It All Works just makes women look dumb.

GUEST 23 SVEN
GUEST 23 SVEN

She sounds like a loose NY slut. I wonder if she will let me fuck her when she gets here? NY chicks are way better fucks  than AZ chicks. and NY chicks are better looking than AZ chicks.

Guest 23 Sven
Guest 23 Sven

  This broad Stacey wackoff looks fat and ugly to so it must be true. AZ cunts are fat and ugly.

HND
HND

Thing is having a bill like this pretty much sends the message to women that they're stupid whores that don't know anything about our bodies. It's condescending. Doctors already know how to date a pregnancy.

david saint
david saint

lol then quit going to dive bars in queen creek and maybe youll find some decent action...

Hot Sweaty Billy
Hot Sweaty Billy

 Arizona chicks are fat and plug fugly ugly and are not nice or friendly at all.

BITCH NEWS
BITCH NEWS

  Women are stupid ignorant whores or you wouldn't have all these unwanted pregnancies in 2012 with all types of birth control available. women are insane selfish superficial plastic barbie diva  cunts now days that are good for nothing in life EXCEPT TEXTING WHILE DRIVING.

sven
sven

 You dont have to go to  dives or bars to see fat ugly broads in phoenix. all you need is good eyesight when your at the supermarket,gas station , post office or any where else there is females. this city is full of fat ugly rude ignoroat pale  white skined cunts that glow white they are so white.  even at the gym there is plenty of fat ugly cunts to and a  few nice looking women but not very many. the good looking ones are stuck up snobs and cunts to.

GUEST 23 SVEN
GUEST 23 SVEN

 I dont drink and I dont hang out in bars. that life is for addicts and losers. besides thats where you meet more addicts and drunks. life is to short for their drama!

david saint
david saint

lol maybe because thats all you attract? 

PitytheFool
PitytheFool

Don't worry, David,  He can't help how small his dick is or that he can't spell "you're". 

No woman is interested in the 'angry inch'.....This is all he has.

Jeff
Jeff

 Easy there thunder? where did you get that lame line?

Jeff
Jeff

  Wait till one of them TWD= texting while driving females  runs into or your kids, wife friends etc and kills one of them. then you will wise up to females being good for nothing.

BITCH NEWS
BITCH NEWS

  Good you can go marry them cunts and get them pregnant and support them till they die. thats all they want from men anyway. FUCK YOU DAVID  SAINT! your pussy whipped and brainwashed.

david saint
david saint

lol whoa, easy there thunder...i know plenty that arent...maybe its you and not them? 

Rufus
Rufus

  Its because he is correct. AZ chicks are ignorant fat ugly and very unfriendly unless you live in Scottsdale where they are all stuck up fake plastic barbie doll diva wannabees. back east chicks in the deep south states and Texas are the most friendly and horny in the USA. NY, and NJ, girls aint bad either. Arizona? forget about it they suck! and they are boring in their personality's. they have no personality at all in Arizona they are dead brains and very dumb and are not smart and educated like back east chicks are.

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