Manifesto No. 5
Continuing Manifestos, a collection of 10(ish) life lessons and rules written by local creatives and illustrated by local designers.
Up today, lessons learned by local writer Kim Porter, illustrated below by Peter Storch:
|Design by Peter Storch, manifesto by Kim Porter|
1. Nobody wants your stupid advice. Even if you are right, which you probably are, keep it to yourself and get back to work.
2. If you leave your used band-aid near the edge of the tub, you are dead to me.
3. Jalapenos make everything 60% better.
4. Forgive yourself and get back to work. Wallowing in shame is never as productive as it sounds.
5. Buy and sample all the home-made street-vendor food you encounter. If someone went to the trouble to cook something and carry it around in a 5 gallon bucket, it's probably pretty good. (Only don't bother with those cookies that lady carries door to door in my neighborhood, they never get any better no matter how many times you buy them. Also, she's mean.)
6. Perfection is impossible. Aiming for it is a fool's errand. Just do your best and get back to work.
7. I don't care what a so called optimist will tell you, dwelling on death does makes you value life more.
8. Get a needy pet or a difficult room-mate, because if you don't learn how to compromise and overlook others' shortcomings you will never learn how to overlook your own.
9. Frito Chili Pie. You are welcome.
10. Extract the lesson from the catastrophe, say "thank you, catastrophe, you've saved me years of trial and error," and then get back to work.
About the creative:
Kim Porter is a playwright and actor who has produced award-winning plays that have showcased nationwide. Porter was born in Texas and lived in San Francisco before moving to Phoenix six years ago. The Phoenix stages haven't been the same since. When Porter's in town, she's busy teaching. Her workshop, Writing for the Stage, is for playwrights and solo performers at all levels and is held at Space 55.
About the designer:
Peter Storch is the Art Director at Phoenix New Times. He graduated from the University of Arizona with a B.F.A. in both design and illustration, and was a graphic designer in New York City before returning to Arizona.