If you get lucky enough to stumble across a limited-edition rubber by the GARAGE collaborative, you should know better than to use it.
The condom packages are stamped and pasted with designs by Keith Haring, Mat Collishaw, Sue Webster, and Tim Noble.
They'll be scattered about Fashion Weeks in New York, London, and Paris, included in the current issue of Russia-based GARAGE magazine
, and available (in limited quantity) in the bathrooms of Le Baron in New York and Paris.
The condoms are included as "an unusable gift" of the second edition of the art magazine (part of the Garage Center for Contemporary Culture
in Moscow), and while none have surfaced on eBay or other online shops, it's only time before a few geniuses can't see the value in a decorated, unusable raincoat.