No Pants Light Rail Ride 2012: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The TMI

Categories: Events, Fashion
Three signs of a fashionably good No Pants Light Rail Ride: Chicks in underwear, evidence of calf raises, and the dude in the middle who's clearly calculated the ratio.
William Westfall
On Sunday, The Arizona No Pants Light Rail Ride confused public transportation users for the fourth year in a row. (Hey, we warned you.) After a quick pants-less stroll down Mill Avenue, the group met for food and drinks at Robbie Fox's Public House on Mill Avenue and Sixth Street. 

We stopped by (pants on) to check out the scene. Here are our notes. The Good's above, The Bad, The Ugly, and the TMI are after the jump, and the whole pants-less slideshow is right here.
Two signs of a fashionably bad No Pants Light Rail ride: looking confused with no pants on, and standing between two women who have ZERO clue why you decided to put a lightning bolt on your junk.
William Westfall
One sign of a fashionably ugly No Pants Light Rail Ride: Being the only dude wearing pants -- even if they're long johns. You're cheating.
William Westfall
You shouldn't need a sign on this one.
William Westfall

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