4. Die Cut
Oh, come on. Couldn't you have picked on a book without words? The act of cutting into the heart of a book, only to peel back layers and create caves, characters, and whimsical landscapes clearly took some forethought and effort. Let's see how that feels the next time you have a root canal.
3. Dust Jacket
2. Fold here to "Read"
Oh, thank you. You see, I would, but you've already bent back and hidden at least half of the words in this book.
1. Low Battery
Hey asshole, it's going to be OK if the cord shows.
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