Avengers Cologne: Oh Yeah, We're Sure the Hulk Smelled Grrreeeeaaat

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Fair warning: Just because you smell like Thor doesn't mean you're going to score Natalie Portman -- or any girl for that matter. 

In fact, there's no guarantee of any direct (or physical) benefit of smelling like a big, sweaty superhero, but that hasn't stopped fragrance company JADS international from releasing a line of Avengers cologne. Yes, you too can smell like the Hulk.

Or ladies, just in time for Valentine's Day, you can take a whiff of the man your man could smell like (though, sadly, the Old Spice Guy isn't an Avenger). For a cool $65, we're sure the yuzu, bergamot, tarragon, water lily, and nutmeg with an " intense woody drydown enriched with Indian sandalwood, vetiver, musk and sharp cedahttp://jadsinternational.com/index.htmlr" will really get the nads, er, jads going.

JADS' Avenger set comes with Patriot, Mark VII, SMASH!, and Worthy colognes based on Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk and Thor. 

The scents are described by the company below:
 
PATRIOT Cologne 
A cologne that pays homage to the confident, stand-up-to-bullies, hard working average Joe in every man. PATRIOT Cologne is both reserved and sexy; like a symbol on a shield or a moniker on a motorcycle helmet. Fresh notes of green lime and white pepper are the first to hit with dry oak wood, sandalwood and tequila accords finishing the adventure. Perfect for any time or place, PATRIOT Cologne puts the Novus Mundus in your strong, sensuous hands for you to embrace and discover. 
Mark VII Cologne 
A resolutely sophisticated cologne forged from the sea, the sun, the earth, and a touch of devil-may-care whimsy. Transparent, aromatic, and modern in nature, Mark VII combines mandarin, neroli, nasturtium and jasmine layered with light patchouli to create a contemporary expression of "I don't play well with others" confidence; leaving you always ready for whatever a genius, billionaire, playboy-philanthropist might encounter along the way.  
SMASH! 
Very unusual and rare materials have been brought together to create a woody aquatic cologne evoking both a serene sense of timeless freedom and a single-minded, unbridled passion for life. Yuzu, bergamot and tarragon create clean, clear top notes along with unexpected accords of water lily and nutmeg. SMASH! then carries an intense woody drydown enriched with Indian sandalwood, vetiver, musk and sharp cedar. Complimentary to a full range of emotions, it wears well no matter where--at work, the lab or an evening out on the town. 
 Worthy Cologne 
This woody citrus cologne is a unique, meaningful combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered deeply with aromatic cypress. Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

"God-like?" Oh boy. 

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