The Seven Saddest Costumed Pets on Etsy
The life of a domesticated animal may seem like one of total bliss, but that ain't always the case. While it's true that most pets are fed, groomed, and tended to by their owners (the responsible one, at least), they're often subject to the various whims and emotional mood-swings of their care-givers.
Halloween is the worst time of year for most of these pets who suffer the indignity of wearing a weird, awkward, or uncomfortable costume, carefully crafted on Esty.
As a Star Wars nerd, you've actively chosen a life of bitter solitude and desperate loneliness, young padawan. No need to drag your poor pooch into your private hell.
You're only a construction worker, cop, and biker short of having your own four-legged version of the Village People.